In 2026 I have finally become a SaaS developer. Swearing as a Service.
Selzero
@selzero.bsky.social
Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future
Maybe the conspiracy theorists were right. Those of us that took the vaccine have aged 5 years, and hundreds of thousands of people that didn't take the vaccine didn't age 🤔
Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem
So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything. Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration. Imagine the uproar.
So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything. Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration. Imagine the uproar.
It's 2026 and vanilla GNOME desktop still smells like the library.
Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav.
MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down.
After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post. HT @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
So, we know Trump is selling pardons, letting out drug cartel people and ISIS people for $. "Boosie", paid $600,000 and didn't get his pardon.... ... So is now suing. Suing because he didn't get his share of the corruption. How the fuck did we get here, how. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Boosie Tried to Pay $600,000 for a Trump Pardon. It Was Never Going to Work
The rapper Boosie reportedly paid a group of D.C. lobbyists $600,000 to secure him a Trump pardon. Now he wants his money back.
rollingstone.com
It is coming home. It is. It has just gone out to get some cigarettes.
Commiserations on the loss of Lindsey Graham. We know how you feel, here in the UK we recently lost a Queen too.
