The Ole Miss-LSU game was fantastic... but did NC State really lose like that? Am I falling victim to AI?

Not many* people know he started at Tulane. *Most college football fans know, but in the grand scheme of things, that isn't even ten percent of the people on Earth. So it works.

NFLGimpy-Justin@nflgimpy.bsky.social · yesterday

What the fucking fuck

Watching Mekhi Hughes and Darian Mensah on a Friday night. No, I am not sad. Just disappointed.

I am 46 years old and just saw my first ever commercial for candy corn.

Whoever writes these Liberty Mutual commercials will never enter Valhalla. Or any positive afterlife.

I love seeing ads that start with "Don't buy this". Finally, instructions I can easily follow.

Russia just keeps showing and telling how far behind they are. No longer a world power, but they and the media cling to the belief that they are.

Russia says there is still time to stop an arms race in space after US orbital weapons admission

Russia believes there is still time to prevent an arms race in space by drawing up ​a legally-binding international treaty to outlaw the deployment of offensive ‌weapons there and called on the United...

reuters.com

The year is 2026, a baseball announcer is doing an ad read for a show called Lanterns. He refers to John Stewart as a legendary character. My life goal is now complete, I stare into the distance.. And pick a new life goal. Get the Spectre up to that level now. Because what is life without goals?

When you bluster to gain the approval of your idiot boss, smart people will start to analyze the situation. And bet against you.

Bond Market Rebukes Bessent by Sending Borrowing Costs Ever Higher

The Treasury secretary had dared “Bloomberg terminal bros” to bet against him and they did.

nytimes.com

"Arkansas got the first turnover of the game, can Utah do the same?" No, Mr. Analyst, Utah cannot get the first turnover of the game if Arkansas already did. Not even Arkansas can mess that up.

There will be peace and prosperity in paradise tonight. New Orleans keeps whatever the argument about Mardi Gras was over, 28-24

Tulane scores their first touchdown of the year!

Tulane's uniforms are so fire.

Well, the offenses in Alabama-Kentucky are still tied at 0-0.

Rutgers might be the worst coached team in FBS.

Less of a doink, more of a thunder rolling there.

I am a bad person for saving this to make future "A second...." jokes. I understand this. I also probably won't do better.

Steve Flack@vitaminsteve.com · last wk.

that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.

Could the sun's cowardice be caused by its hiding of evidence? Many people are asking.* *Just me, really.

The sun may once have swallowed a super-Earth planet and could still be hiding the evidence

"A super-Earth could have formed and migrated into the young sun."

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RIP Barry Melrose. Absolute legend, if you find something you care about as much as he cared about hockey, you are doing all right.

Viking gives up a goal in Stuttgart, then raids right back down the field to tie the game.

Seeing stuff like Canadian tequila and mezcal being banned reminds me of when this administration banned travelers from the wrong Congo. It wouldn't surprise me if this is a precursor for blocking imports from another nation is what I am half joking about here.

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump also take Canadian beer and wine and vermouth and cider and pisco and brandy and bourbon and rum and vodka and liqueurs and cordials and bitters and tequila and mezcal in quantities under 4 liters. /fairly sure the latter do not exist but they are included in the ban for some reason.

There is a second Mbappe, sir.

Just showed a shot of the Ole Miss cheerleaders. I hope every one of them stay away from Lane Kiffin.

Never want to hear about an offensive coach that he "Needs to find an answer for first and ten." That's just not great.

My problem with chicken nuggets is everyone thinks they should be like McDonalds chicken nuggets. But at no time in my life have McDonald's chicken nuggets ever tasted like chicken. Or resembled chicken. Or even remotely reminded me of chicken.

Marcus Freeman writing down: Kickoff and make them drop it. 10/10.

Interesting way to try and find a qb.

@ucfpanther.bsky.social · 2w ago

I think this is legit and also very much not what you want

OK, Just saw the uniforms in the ND-Wisky game and, uh, no. No thank you. Nope. Not doing that.

I cannot imagine a worse take on chicken and waffles than CFA's.

Washington State's resistable force of a third down offense vs Tulane's movable object of a third down defense: Who ya got?