ethan 🦧
@senormetpls.bsky.social
Mets fan in Phily FKA @_dockellis on the old website Pls follow me i want more mutuals
On May 2, Carson Benge's stat line bottomed out with an appalling slash of .179/.235/.263 in his first 30 career games. Since then, he is hitting .304/.368/.470/.838 in 61 games. That is in the top 10 OPS for NL outfielders in that span. Dude is good
This is BS, it's definitely a word - for example, "I wondah if Frankie and Big Balls Bill are going to the Red Sox game tonight"
My grandfather passed away today peacefully at home surrounded by his family. In his honor I want to share some of the texts he sent me over the years. The man loved JibJab and making fun of the Mets.
the MLBPA has released a statement in response to MLB's proposal
Fun fact, over the past 3 seasons David Peterson has a 3.62 FIP. I think a lot of Mets fans are in for a harsh awakening when they see what he's capable of if he pitches in front of a good defense.
You guys ever think about the fact that Stearns coulda signed Schwarber instead of Jorge Polanco
I need to follow more Mets/baseball fans on here. Who are some good non-stupid people to follow
Went to Mets/Phillies tonight, shoutout Devin Williams for making it the most unenjoyable Mets win I've ever seen in that park
I only recently learned that yahoo has a little comment section for every individual player
Bo Bichette has had his sixth consecutive multi-hit game. He's hitting .436 over the past two weeks. That's good! Meaningless, the season is lost, and if he's any good down the stretch he's just going to opt out, but still good.
It's crazy how I had to spend my entire life watching other baseball teams buy wins, the Mets finally get a super rich owner who wants to do that for us, they fail horribly, and then a salary cap gets implemented to stop them from ever doing it
I finally deleted my twitter account. That site was too far gone for me. Sad to lose all my years of tweets and my little moments of virality and the friendships and connections I've made and just the years of what was essentially a journal of my life
AS CALLED ON UConn Huskies radio by Mike Crispino Duke radio by David Shumate Westwood One by Scott Graham
AS CALLED ON ESPN3 Brasil ESPN4 South America Arena 1 Serbia Sport Klub Croatia (auto transcribed & translated as always)
Dangit Billy you been fishing down at that witch's swamp again??? Don't you lie to me boy i know your head didn't turn into a damn pumpkin on its own
Drinking raspberry iced tea with the window open on the first warm day of the year is truly what it's all about
Everyone wants to publish a zine, nobody wants to read a zine
I'm not sure why they still bother putting jokers in decks of cards but i'm glad they do. I love those little freaks
(Giving in to a hedonistic impulse for the 12th time today) i deserve this
Uber drivers are singlehandedly keeping the cars with weird door handles market alive
If those people in smallville thought they were just seeing a bird or a plane what the hell were they freaking out about
When the beach boys say "christmas comes this time each year" its like......so trueeeeeee
