Sephiroth has left a minifridge filled with sand in my living room!

Sephiroth is using a refurbished Nikon D3500 to take blurry pictures of her couch cushions. When questioned about this activity, he responded: "This blurriness...I had not considered the artistic value of such an effect."

Sephiroth has taken a bite out of every paint chip at the Home Depot.

Sephiroth has pirated the latest Arca album, and is now listening on her iPod.

Sephiroth now uses she/they pronouns in addition to he/him.

Sephiroth piled all product in the Dillion's pasta isle into a single shopping cart. Sephiroth then left the store, abandoning the cart in the recently-emptied isle.

Sephiroth is looking right at you.

Sephiroth has moved your computer to the nearest driveway!

Sephiroth has purchased 36 square feet of unsanded grout.

Sephiroth is back in a big way!