Should I post titties?

Today marks 4 years since I had surgery to repair a broken ankle. My life has literally never been the same since I broke it.

Home from Pennsic and starting on the mountain of laundry that needs to be done. Also quite a bit of sleep to catch up on.

BTW while a lot of the embroidery I do is intended to be for me or friends/family I have made some pieces that I would be open to selling, like the two below. Hit me up if you're interested; $300 for the mermaid and $250 for Opill (they both took... a very long time).

Who are you people?

Overheard at Pennsic: Do they still sacrifice virgins down in the bog? Nah, they ran out of virgins.

Any recommendations for an aggressive body scrub? I'm thinking like St Ives apricot (but not with walnuts cause I'm allergic).

We're packed for Pennsic just in time to watch Only Murders s2e5!

Septimus is Fucking Tired@septimusreviews.com · 2w ago

I have broken fast, and now it's time for Only Murders s2e4!

When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like chicken soup.

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. I've left forever more. And I'm floating in a most peculiar way."

My husband is having a rough night so we're watching Bluey and having Bourbon laced hot cocoa.

The promise of New York City is inscribed on the Statue of Liberty: this place would welcome anyone seeking refuge or a better life.

"it's the cruel beast that you feed, it's your burning yearning need to bleed"

I need to start following more people who think I'm hot.

Cold pizza might be superior to hot pizza.

I am predicting that half my shift tomorrow will be spent trying to figure out how to set an ooo vm...

I finally had to download Discogs so that I would stop accidentally repurchasing vinyls I already owned....

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w ago

Name physical media you purchased more than once.

Me, making up a bunch of meaningless and arbitrary rules that I absolutely HAVE to follow: Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Just FYI don't buy your movie tickets through Fandengo. They gave me the wrong show time and we missed the first 30 minutes of the show. Talked to theater employees and they said that happens a lot with Fandengo.

For the first time in 13 years I'm caught up on Welcome to Nightvale. So now I'm switching back and forth between Within the Wires and Hilarious World of Depression.

Septimus is Fucking Tired@septimusreviews.com · 3w ago

There's only one season of "The Devil You Know" (though I hope they'll do more) and I'm all finished. So back to Nightvale!

Me, texting my husband: I'm just really depressed. My husband: I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do? Me: texting back My husband: Doesn't even look at it.

We have a regular caller at my library who wants impossible to find information (he asked for the name and birthdate of the first person killed in 2026), gets very upset when you ask ANY clarifying questions, and gets cranky when you inevitably can't find the very specific thing he's looking for.

Me: I'm drowning, barely keeping my head above water and I'm desperately in need of help! Society: Well, you're showing up for work on time, so I guess this is a you-issue...

Septimus is Fucking Tired@septimusreviews.com · last mo.

Everyone: If you're depressed just reach out. If you're in a bad place or struggling just like, reach out. You need to reach out so that people can help you! Me: *reaches out repeatedly* Everyone: *cricket noises*

Everyone is sorry, no one wants to help.

I really enjoyed The Odyssey!

if you awaken to a bat in your room you should always assume it could be rabid and seek medical care

Canada Healthwatch 🍁@canadahealthwatch.ca · 2w ago

Doctors detail 2024 Ontario child rabies death in effort to warn about contact with bats: globalnews.ca/news/1194258... Nicole Ireland reports. Find out more at canadahealthwatch.ca

I love my friends, but they need to stop asking me for dating advice. I've been with the same person since I was 19. And I'm pushing 40.

Read Heartstopper vol 6. Cried.

My husband and I, debriefing after taking the dogs to see my parents: Me: They were really well behaved! Husband: The dogs, or your parents? Me: Yes!