This young jezebel INSISTED that I count 'em! She wouldn'tna leave me alone! Nipple count: 2
Sgt. Shadwell's Nipple Counter
@sergeant-shadwell.bsky.social
NIPPLES, laddie! How many have ya got? Yet another unhinged body-positive account celebrating David Tennant and Michael Sheen.
Those happy eyes needed to be joined by this light up a room smile and face! Just look at how his eyes ✨️sparkle✨️ #davidtennant
Oh, my. This is certainly a more, shall we say, hands-on approach to counting nipples. I'll bet @tennantshands.bsky.social and @sheenhands.bsky.social are very jealous of Michael's scene partner here. 👀 Nipple count: 2
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bsky
This one certainly looks like a witch with that pentagram on his chest, but I only spy two nipples, so... I guess he's just a sissy southern goth emo pansy type! Och, this degenerate age we live in... probably calls his cats funny names... Nipple count: 2
Angel Eyes and he sure does have them! #goodomens #crowley
Aye, Michael, there will be... if ye be found ta have more than two nipples! Nipple count: 2
"You want to count my WHAT?" Nipple count: 2
Kicking things off with a strong entry by Michael. Nipple count: 2