I want a Jordon Peele ghostbuster film except it's three tired trans-fem feral aunties and one egg apprentice vs the Cryptids of Maryland and it's called "Witch Bottle"

tired of my goddamn mouse having demons

AI is essentially “the enigma of amigara fault” but there is just the one hole and every time someone runs up to it, the rest of us are like

Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.

Alt: Scene from Willie Wonka, Where Mr Wonka, not trying very hard says “No. Stop. Don't.”

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The Thunderstorm sequence in “Nope” is one of the most god-tier acts of cinema in the past 25 years

I keep seeing “anti-intellectualism” pop up and I need to clarify some assumptions The argument is not against curiosity, philosophy, or the acquisition and discussion of knowledge The argument is against those who place discussion before change, especially by those who enjoy infinite discussion

Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help. For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes. ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.

Holy shit Nope is peak Like I spoiled myself on TV tropes like ages ago and it’s still fucking incredible This is peak film making

Absolutely the hell not. It is so exhausting seeing these cis liberal folks with huge platforms go OH I LOVE TRANS RIGHTS SO HERE'S A WAY YOU CAN STILL CONSUME HARRY POTTER AND IT'S OKAY. It isn't. She isn't dead. She is actively harming lives, constantly. She is her work. They cannot be separated.

Was watching something with closed captioning and It said “Metalic Creaking” but I thought it was saying “Metabolic Creaking” and that’s an actual thing we just haven’t named yet

Bears repeating. This one's for you.

Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

every child deserves one ounce of revenge for being brought into this world without their consent and that ounce should be spent disappointing their parents by being inconvenient as possible on the way to joy and happiness if they reject this, curse them as hard as you fucking can

hey folks? your discord reflects your values. Pepe the frog is a fucking recognized hate symbol the same way Harry Potter is recognized as a hate symbol. If you cannot give up Pepe the frog, you are not a friend. Poison goes where poison is welcome it's not that fucking hard

My name is Rydia and I'm claiming this song for transwomen. sorry. we are taking this like we took the BLÅHAJ youtu.be/Z23_iiS-RtI?...

Radical Face - Hard Of Hearing

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My name is Rydia yes its from FFIV I don't care

#askbluesky is there any conclusive peer reviewed evidence that cannibalism is unhealthy? cause I only ever see the one data point and I'm beginning to suspect this is billionaire propaganda to stop us from eating them is cannibalism is more or less healthy than alcohol?

YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.

I genuinely don't understand the people who show up for Hassan Pikers' streams. Like you're there for hours watching a dude being angry about things you cannot fix without getting arrested for it, that can't be healthy

I don't know what Passkeys are, but since they are forcing them down my throat almost as much as AI, I don't fucking trust them

Hop on the Casey Explosion stream, there's all manner of spooky horrors to be had! And as always, all the signal boosts hugely appreciated.

Casey Explosion@caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 4d ago

LIVE NOW! 🔴 Hey folks, c'mon in here, it's SINKING CITY 2 time! We're knee deep in all that slithers and slimes, so come by and say hi, because it's beginning to look a lot like Fish Men! www.twitch.tv/caseyexplosion

Things people choose to be that it’s entirely acceptable to hate them for: Billionaires CEOs Cops Annoying adults who refuse to give up their favorite IP that is actively funding persecution of trans children debate bros who cannot acknowledge some things really are just black and white

This exchange is so good.

Robin Sevakis@jadedsketch.bsky.social · 4d ago

Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.

I want to make a match 3 game where you are a digital ghost possessing a Vtuber avatar and the Gods have commanded you to incite the masses into a violent apocalyptic reckoning against the rich and powerful You can have a minigame for restoring your account every time they ban you

hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot

Parents are going to have to accept that their children have a legitimate cause for vengeance against them by default

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4d ago

there is a fucked up level of the Autism Spectrum where you recognize the current meaning of "Snake Oil" and appreciate and respect other Autistics trying to nail down the original meaning and origin of "snake oil" while trying not to scream "NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!! THIS IS UNPRODUCTIVE!!"

that hideous feeling you have throughout the day? that feeling like you can cry without knowing why? that's grief that's grief for your future that could have been and was always there within reach and instead they gave you this because they think you won't seek revenge we both know better