Sassy Purple Bounce House
@seritaph.bsky.social
Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo (Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA) Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old. One of the original online inflation oddballs.
I should buy more inflatable art from all the great artists out there *Doesn't* I should be less lazy *Reaches new levels of utter sloth*
HIPAA or HIPPA. Do you like hippos? You a hippo fan? Humping hippo babes? I've figured out your big babe perversions! ... It's HIPAA.
To bounce, or not to bounce, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous pressurization and hourglassification...
Oh sure, I can shrink! It's more of a 'compressing myself down' deal, however. Phenomenal cosmic purple; itty bitty bra space! Sizing back up's always fun, especially if I get to airbag someone.
*Sets up a roadside sales stand* *Puts up a "Baloon Juuice 4 Sale: 1 dollah" sign* Step right up and try Baloon Juuice! This patented tonic keeps you light on your feet, gives you a healthy glow, and rejuvinates your up up and attem spirit! I sell this at a loss because I care about *you!*
'Notification: ***** is following you' *Blinks* *Points at self* Me?! But why?
The scale shifts over time, doesn't it. "Hey Moment. Whatcha think of her?" "Whom?" "...the woman you just walked into." "Oh, I was checking my mail. Can't say I noticed." "... Your head was completely submerged between her boobs!!?" "Mm. Seemed like a nice person."
"Absolute fetish grade tits!" Hm. *Checks* Ah, d-cups. It is possible the calibration on my 'fetish-grade' levels might have gotten dialed a bit above standard range. Maybe. A little!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you what with you being so tiny! Inflate up a few sizes and we'll converse.
Sure am glad to be on an express elevator with no stops for the next two minutes! ... say, have you always been so tall?
Gonna keep making noise about this. Read this. Post it. Post everywhere you see a MAGA. Reply with it. Show coworkers & family. monthlyreview.org/articles/why... No, of fucking COURSE they'll rationalize it away. But confrontation with our most iconic genius might get some dissonace brewing...
Why Socialism? - Monthly Review
Albert Einstein is the world-famous physicist. This article was originally published in the first issue of Monthly Review (May 1949). It was subsequently published in May 1998 to commemorate the... RE...
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Hold on, c'mere! Stop bouncing and hold still! Yes we'll go for a walk! Calm down! Just lemme hook this lead on to your collar and we can go to the park. What? Isn't this how everyone takes their dog girl for a float? Art by @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
🦨𝑾𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒐𝒇𝒕-𝒆𝒓🎈 @seritaph.bsky.social's yummy, #anthro, #skunk #MuscleMommy, Waire, wears #TightClothes (like this #SpandexBodysuit) to keep herself from outgrowing EVERYthing with her rampant #MuscleInflation. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's #Airoids❣️ #NSFW #hyper #denial #BE #Fit2FlyJuly
Ok! Let's not do the thing I want to do for the next two days! Wait a minute. Oh, it's one of those brain weekends. Got it.
Nice nulge you got there! It makes such a neat kickball *spang* noise when I bounce it around! Just saying.
Kink is fun because sometimes it's a complex, multi-faceted web of intertangled emotions with no single source, and sometimes it's "That one Looney Tunes episode really got to you, huh?"
I'm a judgemental airbag?!? I'm just saying you could be wearing something shinier!
A possum! In my garbage bin?! Imma inflate the scrungly outta you. You aren't ever gonna be able to fit in that bin again.
That's a nice butt. Think I'll dribble it like a basketball.
Doing mental health classes for Pooltoy and Inflation Furs, calling it Swell-Being
But have you considered not exploding? *Raises hands* Woah! I am totally fine with vacuuming up your kaboom confetti, you incorrigible detonation whore. I'm just saying, sometimes doing the high psi edging up against the ceiling for a while is fun as well.
I'm on some amazing Patreons. I'm on some that have always been very clear what they are for. I'm on a few that have been dead for quite some time. The last group is giving me a conundrum. Do I drop? But that might hurt someone in rough times. Do I stay? Could be donating to an active one.