White people be like the Buccaneers should be disbanded as a franchise and all their assets sold off for scrap

Cobie Durant falls victim to some of the most dastardly friendly fire i've ever seen

ALERT ALERT NEW CAT JUST DROPPED

soaking wet raw beef fists are happening to hot, lonely, single bodies in YOUR area!

genuinely cannot wait to get out of this hell state but at least every chud than ran for school board here lost

Leo finally found the brain cell but uh

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · last mo.

Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day! 🖤🐈‍⬛ Who’s your favorite black cat?

can't believe we got ww3 before the DSM-6 or whatever

red is dark pink and blue is cool pink and purple is purple pink and all colors are just pink

what is happening why do I keep getting texts like this

“with AI, you can do anything you imagine” big whoop, I could do anything I could imagine at Zombo dot com back in the 90s

feelin like the white odysseus rn

it was cool when spiderman busted from his web shooter how it leaked out a little after

putting a moratorium on the use of Space Oddity in movie trailers until further notice

thinking about that time in college I was hanging out with my roommates and one of their GFs came over and was like "hey hang out in the living room real quick while I go take his virginity" and we just sat there in silence for 15 minutes

in the cockpit straight up jorking it and by it i mean the sidestick and we are going to stall and crash

nw The Odyssey in 4DX, please pray for me

my biggest regret in life is chickening out on volunteering for Fear Factor Live at universal

they hoisting me by my own petard and throwing tomatoes at me at work

so my sister works at Walmart and for some reason my mom is utterly shocked that they won't let her take the whole week of thanksgiving off

Incredibly tempted to turn around and see the Odyssey again in like an hour

so do i see The Odyssey in imax in the 2nd row tomorrow or

thinking back fondly on the days when i used to illegally rebroadcast MLS games out of my college dorm

how are we STILL doing fucking fireworks

a long time ago when the planet was covered in single-cell organisms, one of them ate a mitochondria and, instead of dying, the mitochondria said "nah I'm just gonna chill in here" and that's the story of how everything you know and are was built on vore

InfoWars had this first

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2mo ago

Trump Explains Lindsey Graham’s Cause of Death: ‘Part of His Body Literally Blew Up’

InfoWars had this first

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2mo ago

Trump Explains Lindsey Graham’s Cause of Death: ‘Part of His Body Literally Blew Up’

Hey you! Make like a tree and beleaf yourself!

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