imagine resisting the urge to post on Twitter for months and then almost falling off the wagon cause you can't get a low effort halo 2 bisexual discourse joke out of your head
Shae Revolutions
@shae.bsky.social
retired poster, sword girl, furret appreciator
I’m using this as an exercise to do something I have trouble with: getting mad. I don’t want to hear that it may not be enforceable! I don’t want assurance that I’m valid! I want you to yell with me about how this sucks! How it’s unfair! How it’s cruel to put us through this!!
finally collected enough Hare Apparents to pull this combo off in commander last night and I may never come down from this high
I dont remember the last time I felt pretty I havnt taken a picture of myself I liked in almost a year the best I get is "I look ok" which will last 2 hours tops before the feeling is shattered remembering times I felt pretty is like that was a different person every compliment feels like a lie
hilarious that right when every cis person got the memo to not use the word transsexual we started using it for ourselves again, iconic I'm gonna start gaslighting them that it was always ok just for kicks. can't let em get too comfortable
is simic landfall *good* in standard? no not really does it occasionally let you get unbelievably silly with the mossborn hydra? yes is losing 80% of games worth occasionally popping off with a 2048/2048 hydra? yes absolutely holy shit dude do you see how big that thing is it's fuckin HUGE
was considering buying this anomalocaris plush and the reviews do not disappoint
you know I'm something of a skilled penis woman myself
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 2y agoi have just been made aware of the old english term for penis woman. the -estre suffix is the female agent suffix denoting a woman who is skilled at a particular occupation or craft, so you can interpret this as being skillful. waepnwifestre. skilled penis woman.
Characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
Diana Fire@boo.bsky.social · 2y agoCharacters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
he's my son and I would do anything for him
Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 2y agoit's silly guy saturday! let's see your favorite buddy, guy, pal, or lil dude!
every day that I am forced to labor for the right to live my spirit is diminished
what if instead of the "male loneliness epidemic" we called it what it is: alienation under capitalism
the best trans spaces are the ones that aren't explicitly for trans people the best trans spaces are the ones that slowly got taken over as word gets around
I feel like I've gotten significantly better at magic the gathering in the past few months, for example now when my opponents tear me to shreds instead of wondering what the fuck just happened I nod knowingly and say "ok that resolves"
no one understood my "no loads refused cum dump event" reference and now everyone at this baby shower thinks I'm a freak
frogs and amphibians are indicator species for the water quality in the environment. if a pond has lots of frogs you know that the water is free of toxicity trans women are the amphibians of online spaces, the more toxic they are the fewer trans women you will find
I believe in traditional marriage (breadwinner femme, stay at home butch)
I could never commit an infamous crime cause everyone on the internet would find the weird porn I wrote in 2015 and laugh at me
what if instead of mute there was a volume knob I don't want to never see this person's posts I just need like 50% fewer of them please
I am fighting every day to not become my mother but it feels like a losing battle at least I know I'll have broken the cycle by never having kids of my own
