Shallow
@shallowva.bsky.social
💾 Cathode Ray Dude 💾 He/They 🦩 I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now! https://www.youtube.com/@ShallowVA
When life closes a door behind you to lock you in the boss room, you gotta open a window.
The Greatest Boss Fight of All Time - Captain Wayne
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When dumb drama happens in videogames, I escape to TTRPGs for a bit. When dumb tabletop drama happens, I escape to boomer shooters. Every time Sandy Petersen does something stupid, I have nowhere to go and just have to hear about it from everyone for the next week.
This is what Resident Evil looks like to people who have never played Resident Evil.
It’s still summer. People should be day drinking and watching Deep Rising.
I love boomer shooters as an ideological thoughtform where basically evil exists, literal supernatural from hell evil exists, but it CAN be stopped specifically by just shooting the fuck out of it, just one guy (or gal) whose mad enough and has enough guns CAN just kill the shit out of evil
Stop-mo PNGtuber for @foxander.bsky.social in the style of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Foxander messaged me about the idea and it seemed so cool! He sent me drawings and screenshots for the idea I got to work, it took a bit, but I streamed most of the process and am happy with the result! #3dart #vtuber
Continuing the pirate theme this summer with a little Captain Wayne!
Vacation Desperation - Captain Wayne
YouTube video by ShallowVA
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Wonder if millennials will be the last generation to have nostalgia. I can't imagine in 20 years anyone is going to think back and fondly regard their childhood watching AI Charlie Kirk memes and gambling for videogame skins.
Much love to everyone being extremely horny about the giant metal claw 💙
Oh that centaur robot thing is real. Well that explains the sudden increase in ART recently.
The speed at which Halo remake discourse has gone from "Halo is so back they got lens flare and bloom now" to "we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" is kind of concerning. Maybe not surprising, but concerning nonetheless.
Weird when sci-fi that mainly uses the premise as an excuse to explore social issues eventually has to address the sci-fi shit. Like I guess you do at some point have to address the aliens in C&C or the cult in Severance. Why's it feel like jumping the shark when it's been there since day one?
Last thing on this; I've been following the Green brothers most of my life, and Hank using AI to make Worlde clones you play for free in your browser has ruined my trust in all of their businesses forever. So if you're making a full-priced Steam game with AI and I just heard about you last week...
I love how people like this will do anything but admit to the fact that gen ai is just inherently a bad harmful thing with no worth. “Eating human feces isn’t the problem, it just that my relationship to it is unhealthy and needs work-“ OH MY GOD JUST STOP EATING SHIT
YouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green
Hank Green becoming an AI grifter feels like watching your childhood baseball coach become a meth dealer.
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Me building Genestealers: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me painting Genestealers: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Spoke to Mitch McConnell for nearly 20 minutes today and he said he hacked three different companies during a cyber security test
anyway, time to apply to InfoWars, wish me luck lmao
This heatwave is crazy I’m gonna punch the sun in its peepee
My favorite part of a video suddenly doing well is getting comments that ignore all the content and just tell me to play a different source port.
Every time I see a review of the Halo remake that says they "stayed true to the original art style" over footage of a game that looks nothing like the original art style I die a little bit inside.
Day-late Tomb Fetus devlog post! Explore the brand new Painsaw alt-fire, check out some skins, and find out when the update is slated to release! The punchline is made slightly more humorous by the late posting of this Bluesky post! pyspy.neocities.org/tf/blog/0014... #TombFetus #gamedev #modding
Developer Update #12: Pride and Painsawjudice - Tomb Fetus
Tomb Fetus is a party shooter game, built on the Zandronum source port. With your chosen character/contestant/fella, you'll compete against other players in various gamemodes, each with their own obje...
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They're doing this to me tomorrow
this shot cost me approximately 50 bucks