Kind of incredible how many dudes out there take it as established fact that the 180 WNBA players have much less athletic and basketball skills than a random male high school player, with 540,000 players nationwide.

The Beat, Mirror in the Bathroom, and this scene whips. Benny the Jet and Cusack know what they're doing here, and it shows. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u63l...

Grosse Pointe Blank - Hallway Fight Scene (HD)

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Elon Green@elongreen.bsky.social · 3w ago

Trying to think of pop songs most effectively used in movies. First that come to mind are of course “American Girl” in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and “I get around” in THREE KINGS

Boxing Helena, a film that dared to ask, "What if we gender-swapped Misery and made it an erotic thriller?"

Defector@defector.com · 3w ago

What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...

The best way of honoring Lindsey Graham's legacy is to try to live by his example. I'm going to give him the same honor, sympathy, and respect on his passing that he gave to those schoolkids in Iran on theirs.

I'm a concerned climate expert who helps shape policy, and that's why I'm here yet again to reiterate something I've been saying for years: your nannas must die, alone, in a sweltering pied a terre.

Better keep reposting that bug-eyed lady's anti-Cheetos TikTok video, to show how you disapprove of those kind of videos being spread online.

All three of these guys look like they just woke up from being drugged with three different sedatives.

I'm going to go get another drink, catch you later.

this is “Charlie Brown had hoes” of military history

Losing my mind at this called shot from February 2025 x.com/stuartbuck1/...

That's right. www.maptap.gg May 16 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000

@patrickwyman.bsky.social Had to gently correct someone in a chat channel who knew your work from Tides, but was hesitant about listening to Past Lives because they "don't subscribe to the great man theory of history."

Well well well, not so easy to find generation discourse that doesn't suck shit after all, huh?

Jordan@slclunk.com · 3mo ago

Starting to see Gen-X “drink from the hose” posts about millennials. No.

A good response to "and that's why we need a ballroom" is "What in the fuck are you talking about?"

Can’t do another shoplifting discourse

My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch far outside of Casper, WY, but moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He graduated from the geology department at SDSU, and was a season ticket holder until he passed. Aztecs 24 Wyoming 7, $247. @edsbs.bsky.social

Me, reading your posts.

skáld@danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 3mo ago

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

No, you see, my generation's worst qualities are caused by structural forces that began before we were born or had agency, and are beyond any of our individual control. Your generation's are due to your terrible life choices and awful ethics, a direct reflection of every single person's character.

As an expert in these matters, is there a reason why the Nasa narrator keeps emphasizing the "there are NO hazardous gasses present" around the exterior of the Integrity landing module, @davidjroth.bsky.social?

Tirana is the New York of Albania.

onion person@junlper.beer · 4mo ago

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Tied my personal best today after setting it yesterday. April 8 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 988

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

If it’s good enough for Big Bill, it’s good enough for me.

Telling my kids this is The Departed (2006).

Bryan Blessed@bryb.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

I need you all to see this "baseball themed" short term rental. The photos and photo captions are incredible. www.expedia.com/Oakland-Hote...

Re-rename Army to Huerta St.

This is why you gotta put out traps at the first sign of an infestation: "HODL" scrawled on the urinal partition, diamond hand graffiti, the worst techno you've ever heard. This restaurant is probably red-tagged now, and they're gonna have to tent it, 'cuz they're in the walls now.

Vanity Fair@vanityfair.com · 5mo ago

Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously

Pretty solid today, if I do say so. www.maptap.gg March 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 976

i wanted to like amadeus, but for all of salieri's talking, he never evinces a theory for producing better-behaved mozarts

An excruciating set of replies to this relatively straightforward point about empathy and the social contract. Having a reason for doing something and acting rational are not necessarily the same thing, and understanding people who are struggling doesn't mean justifying their actions.

Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 5mo ago

There was a long-running effort to correctly identify mental illness and drug addiction as medical conditions rather than moral failures. But now there's a real bizarre effort among the NPIC and in left-wing spaces to say these are rational people making rational choices. I don't get it!