well I planned my "get a coffee and call my parents" outside trip perfectly. Started pouring after I got back into the office.
Shana
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I knew making a comment on the meek mill video that Kamala’s team posted on IG was a mistake, but what kind of dumb bitch do you have to be to respond and say “mind your business” Take one fucking click on my profile. It says PHILLY all over it. It is my business.
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BLITZER: If a Democratic Senate primary were held in Pennsylvania today, do you believe you would win? FETTERMAN: ... Like, today? BLITZER: Yeah FETTERMAN: Uh. Yeah.
I made the mistake of falling down an Ariana Grande rabbit hole on threads, and the number of people that take pictures of the people posting calling them fat is...telling.
Looking forward to my next dinner party invite. Gonna make sure to eat nothing but steak and sauerkraut in the days leading up to it, so I can take a “nearly orgasmic” shit behind their living room curtains with no one being aware.
Thank GOODNESS our governor is out there doing the important things like making an appearance in Meek Mill’s new video.
My left eye is SO ITCHY but I don’t want to get up and take allergy meds.
So fun that I just have to live with my heart randomly fluttering because I have fucking anxiety (YET ANOTHER FAMILY CURSE). I guess I’ll be thankful that I went to the doctor and my heart’s all healthy and shit. But like…stop doing that, please.
What the hell happened to Marsh? His average has dropped SIGNIFICANTLY.
I’m not gonna lie, it would be funny (and infuriating) if Arraez just stopped hitting.
My friend just sent our tailgate group chat a recipe for deviled egg shots. Like. Deviled eggs. With potato flakes and vodka mixed in. I can’t get disgust off my face.
Walked all the way to the only open Sephora in center city (chestnut street is closed for renos) to return the caudalie stuff that dried me out and get the new Dieux product…they don’t have it yet 🥺
Chase just posted his # 2 moment and it's WFC. I need another parade on Broad like I need air. LeBron, you're our only hope.
"This is the most incredible place to play, in front of the best fans, bar none." Damn right, Derek 👏
Oh my fucking god, I just realized my baby brother turned 30 yesterday. Like I knew it was his birthday but he’s fucking 30.
I have never doubted my favorite baseball team, the Philadelphia Phillies.