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Shane Morris

@shanemorris.sucks

Days: CEO and Co-Founder of BMD, a defense and intelligence software company Nights: TikTok Tragedy / Dad Weekends: Miata and BMX Life https://shanemorris.sucks

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Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · 23h ago

I have rewatched the end of the Washington vs. New York game three times now, and I just cannot fathom how professional football players don't understand that there is a clock.

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · 2d ago

I don’t think Americans really appreciate how massive it is that Houthis are just going hammer on the Saudis right now. … and we have an American government that is (currently) fully incapable of finding a way out of this mess. What a clusterfuck man.

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · 2d ago

Supporting Ukraine isn’t controversial. They got invaded by a country with a brutal dictator. It’s wild to me that our President is cutting any deals with those Russian fuckheads. Fuck em all.

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · 2d ago

Just watching now and catching up at 6AM. Alabama has every right to be pissed about that missed pass interference call. It reminds me of that Minnesota v New Orleans game in the NFL playoffs from a few years ago.

Adam Keiper@adamkeiper.com · 3d ago

In a new Truth Social post, Trump explains why he should have received the Nobel Peace Prize—writing entirely in the voice of a man being forcibly removed from a Cheesecake Factory. Really unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize laureate.

Screenshot of a long Truth Social post from Donald Trump dated 9 October 2026. The full thing is here https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117414533410378018. It's too long for alt text, but begins: ****** This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are: Cambodia and Thailand Kosovo and Serbia The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda Pakistan and India Israel and Iran Egypt and Ethiopia Armenia and Azerbaijan Israel and Hamas Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Ve…
Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · 2d ago

So hear me out: Every single ocean Trump renames, every single lake… we rename it “Taint” during the next administration. Lake Taint. The Gulf of Taint.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2d ago

President Trump mused that he could rebrand either the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean, following his efforts to change the names of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario. “We call it ‘Trump Ocean’ or, or, ‘Ocean of the Americas,’ something like that,” Trump said.

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · 4d ago

In terms of general game awareness, I don't understand why Tampa Bay chose to go for a touchdown on fourth and goal while they were already up 24-10. If they kick a field goal there, it becomes a three-possession game. It's currently still a two-possession game.

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · last wk.

My family moved 1,400 miles to a state where my wife could SAFELY be pregnant with cancer. Yeah, we made assumptions about Roe. Lots of people have changed their lives in the aftermath of Roe. My daughter is now 4, by the way.

Marty Lederman@martylederman.bsky.social · last wk.

Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests. Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade. Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · last wk.

Thornton’s ankle was… so dislocated that his brain didn’t even register the injury at first. He tried to stand up, and then promptly came back down. Man. MAN.

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · last wk.

In a new ad, Angela Paxton explains that the future of Texas, like Ken Paxton's penis, doesn't just belong to one person.

The Downballot@the-downballot.com · last wk.

Quite the ad featuring Ken Paxton's estranged wife, Angela. "Let's talk about the elephant in the room. In a general election, it's not as much about the individual players on the team. It's about getting the whole team across the finish line. ... That's why I'm voting for the Republican ticket."

Shane Morris@shanemorris.sucks · 2w ago

I'm hanging out in my hotel. It's 1:30 in the morning. I woke up in the middle of the night, so naturally I decided to channel surf. I haven't watched MTV in years. What is this show Ridiculousness? This has to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Who is this even for?