kung lao 🌀

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-THERE! HE CUT MY BOY SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA REBOOT MYTHOLOGIES! EXCEPT I NOT REBOOTING MYTHOLOGIES! I GONNA AIM HIGHER! IM REBOOTING SPECIAL FORCES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JOHN TOBIAS!?! I REBOOTED SPECIAL FORCES YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE JAX JAZZ HITS THE FUCKING TIMELINE! NOW GET-

-CALLOUT POST ON BLUESKY DOT COM. KUNG LAO! YOU GOT A SMALL WINNING STREAK! IT'S AS FRAGILE AS YOUR Neck EXCEPT WAY SNAPPIER AND GUESS WHAT THIS IS WHAT MY STREAK LOOKS LIKE! *Gets knocked into the pit* THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS, NO SURVIVORS, NO MERCY LOOK AT THAT THERE'S ED BOON OVER-