Tonight’s karaoke dopamine hits (so far): “best song ever” and “I didn’t think you’d be that good!”

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

How fucking dare you, brain. How dare you give me a dream where I win $50,000 in a McDonald's promotion and have just enough time to think "wow, I might actually be able to get a house now" and then I wake up.

While reading up on women's European football, I discovered a delightful Danish idiom: "lort eller lagkage", which apparently literally translates to "shit or layer cake".

I’m not sure who’s controlling the playlist at this Jersey Mike’s but in the time it took to eat my sandwich, I’ve heard “miss independent” by ne-yo and “miss independent” by Kelly clarkson (and not consecutively).

I do not know what possessed my octogenarian parents to suggest starting a six-player game of Phase 10 at 11pm

OK, I think I need to freestyle some more entries in the Paul Robalino Extended Universe #gamechanger #dropout

A never-ending vocal ruuuu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-un

What an absolutely delightful experience it is to share a sports with people

“You bring great shame to your mathematical family when you start studying statistics.”

Today's World Cup scenarios. Link to all four days, plus a Wild Card cheat sheet - uefawomen.neocities.org/WC26%20scena...

There’s a garbage infographic I just saw on Facebook about “how the US could play England on July 4” and people are in the comments saying “not true, use ai to check it!” as if the original post was not obviously ai generated

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.

Lina Morgan@alinaisyou.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses lest a curse be set upon you.

Dan Nigro is just so incredibly good at his job.

Demi giving answers to Anna doesn’t really seem like following the “play mean” instruction… #gamechanger

“I’m gonna sound like Pitbull. Dolly! Dolly!” Incredible #gamechanger

Aww, Paul Refereeno doesn’t get to give away a rule upon catching someone? #gamechanger

lol at Demi not giving one single fuck about what a prime number is #gamechanger

Just when you thought you'd seen it all

Post a meme made by you

Chemjobber@chemjobber.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Post a meme made by you

a glitch led to a very concise thumbnail

I don't wanna be how you formulate opinions on astrology.

So we really are just rolling a whole bunch of dice every morning to determine what temperature it is? Looks like ones and twos today.

Today in “the most wrong answer I have ever seen on a test”: Problem - use a Taylor series to approximate sin(2x^3) at x=1.1 Answer: 0.444060 Plausible answers: something between -1 and 1 ‘cause it’s sin(something) Student: 8.522792 E88

Sundays are for sleeping in

My banking experience? I went and deposited some checks and withdrew some cash. Why the hell would that merit me filling out a "three-minute survey"? THAT'S LONGER THAN MY BANKING EXPERIENCE WAS.

I couldn’t drink enough to make this make sense / But I think I’m gonna give it a try #rhettmiller

Never say you’ll never leave / ‘Cause you never know ‘til you try

WEEEEEE (and I cannot stress this enough) WOOOOOOOO #sirens #pwhl

Having her on my brain’s like getting hit by a train #old97s