if you type "need i say more" into the review box goodreads should instantly lock your account. this will be unfair to people still in the process of producing somewhat odd statements about the early modern peloponnese peninsula but some sacrifices are necessary for the benefit of society

i know this is not, like, an esoteric point nobody ever makes, we actually do talk enough about this, but it is still very funny that we all spend part of pretty much every night with the lights of reality shut off and our minds still chugging along

i don't even NEED sleep. it's fine. it's fine. i'm not going to crash in ~3 hours

the scary stories to tell in the dark illustrations. the stories themselves were whatever but i wouldn't sleep in the same room as the illustrations

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In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?

excedrin migraine has failed me so i am not long for this cruel world. no i will not stop looking at screen

this was a very malevolent week but all's well that ends with pão de queijo

i need a new hobby. along with the time and energy for a new hobby

i love the placebo effect <3

it's practically below freezing and the ice cream truck is still turkey in the strawing me in the distance >:(

last time i had to charge my flashlight i was like as long as i put it [unreadable], i will definitely know where to find it next time :( surely i will never forget to look [unreadable]

being moderately less busy, a little less tired, and equally bored is very dangerous

there's going to be a nor'easter this weekend, but there's also going to be a library book sale this weekend 🤔

i need a second night's sleep

me when linguists bring up attention-directing

i'm convinced that if there was some magic library that stored all the data nobody's ever recorded and you could go in and ask the librarians "how many menstruating people have ever gotten the full recommended daily iron from food"

reading killers of the flower moon having heard of but not seen the movie = every time a white man shows up i'm like 🧐 are you leonardo dicaprio, which is not a species of paranoia i've ever felt before except when watching the departed

me, looking at the news: i wonder what an "ameba comecerebros" is 🙂 me, después de usar por un segundo lo que es alimento para las amebas comecerebros: ☹️

every day i get emails

when you destroy and betray your ankle for nothing, you will think you can no longer dance really badly when cars go by blasting music. but you can actually dance even worse if you just keep one foot off the ground the whole time

i woke up and it's winter 😭

i feel like at least 80% of my confusion with french nasal vowels is purely orthographic. which letter is this sound trapped in? what the hell do you mean like seven of them? (remembering i speak english) which i support,

it's genuinely tragic that i'm the only person in the world who mostly likes hearing other people's shitty phone speakers blasting away on the bus or the subway, and i'm also mostly unable to ride either at the moment. such a waste

i went for a restrained little walk yesterday (short distances and turtle velocities), and i feel so much better in every way except my ankle. it's like going on a group vacation with one person who's absolutely miserable no matter what. and is ... stabbing me occasionally?

tiny child at the river today was enchanted with the canadian geese and tried to follow them into the river as her dad was like nooo!! they both had good points tbh

i think i've finally found a fruit that's too sweet for me (gum drop grapes). they said it couldn't be done

kid outside the grocery store: why is it raining and the sun is shining at the same time? parent: that's life 😐

i feel like a cat who's never been fed before ever but for me it's that i've never slept before ever. i've never been awake in my life. i have only ever known a hideous gray in-between state

deploying forensic techniques to determine if i already took a melatonin

i love having a pair of haircutting scissors and very low standards

what if we all start posting to social media exclusively in future tense second person