dude was cooking here, I’m on board with maybe 70% of this

muttzi@muttzi.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I’ll grant his mind was active

I picture myself positioned at The intersection of Technology and Having A Good One

(Sega of America working on Game Gear JRPG localizations) okay first up get that guy's shirt off, we want this lookin' real sexy like a romance novel

straightening myself out by iterating through Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

guy who thinks he's john wick: "yeah, I'm thinking I'm john wick”

They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab

Juno@slopmoding.bsky.social · 2y ago

One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps

due to ongoing violent and criminal behaviour I am unable to to order my usual breakfast (peanut glazed dragon dick dildo)

Chris Currie@furioushorses.bsky.social · 2y ago

çríme report

using my Anko Set Of 2 Shaped Objects in an occult ritual to scry into mark zuckerberg’s office via the ones on his shelf and find out where his bottles of sweet baby ray’s are hidden

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2y ago

Over on Threads having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

Using a Game Genie on LinkedIn to become CEO of DuPont Chemicals

you know Nintendo still considers itself as a toy company because their own videos use “action figure commercial” voice

turning off all accessibility features in Quake 2 and spending the next 10 minutes looking around the house for my glasses

the Xbox controller log-in team deserves a medal

giving myself a break as a preward for all the work I plan on doing

I’m standing resplendent on a cliff top, using my Reality Pro headset to log on to bluesky, unaware that the Tasmanian Devil has bored clear through the earth beneath me which will presently drop away leaving me suspended momentarily before I fall to land, collapsing on myself like a big accordion.