GUYS i bought clothes that isn't merch for the first time in SOOOOO long

just had two pigeons hop past me with one foot tangled up :( where's that person that cuts them free when you need them

i saw a hermycraft clip last night with twenty one pilots in the thumbnail so naturally i pressed it only for impulse to get car radio confused with timh and gem not being interested in listening to them 😞✌🏽

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my brother's just bought the communist manifesto

soooo my friend i'm going to APE with sent an audition tape to mark ..

it's considerably darker now but the clouds are making it darker as well

shaz is going APEshit in 9 days@shazito.bsky.social · 7d ago

right as i posted this the sun started peeking through the clouds lmfao will keep posting from my bedroom window 🫡

right as i posted this the sun started peeking through the clouds lmfao will keep posting from my bedroom window 🫡

shaz is going APEshit in 9 days@shazito.bsky.social · 7d ago

it is SO typical that we've had on and off sunny days and the solar eclipse happens on a cloudy day

it is SO typical that we've had on and off sunny days and the solar eclipse happens on a cloudy day

i need hermitcraft friends but i haven't joined a fandom in so long how does one do that when one uses barely any social media

this is why i like playing minecraft all day btw smh fr ong

tyler joseph was onto something with "out of student loans and treehouse homes we all would take the latt(dd)er" fr

adulting is SO annoying cus wdym i have to go to the place to photocopy things to send to the thing to get MY thing to get another thing

there was a moth in my bathroom that i was scared of but it looked cool and some people here would've loved it i wish i took a picture #regret 😣

guys i listened last night !!! i had a personal bed concert at 4am with my headphones it was wonderful

shaz is going APEshit in 9 days@shazito.bsky.social · last wk.

confession: i still haven't listened to the live album 😖

i have mango

shaz is going APEshit in 9 days@shazito.bsky.social · 2w ago

my condolences, i will eat a mango shortly in jasper's honour

confession: i still haven't listened to the live album 😖

i wrote this as a draft at like 5am yesterday thinking it was the best thing ever

shaz is going APEshit in 9 days@shazito.bsky.social · 2w ago

uk more like u ok?

uk more like u ok?

APE is three weeks away and i have no idea what i'm gonna wear and now im panicking

i generally live under a rock and don't know many popular characters but thanks to etho hermit and my brother i can recognise kakashi and only kakashi from naruto

gonna become an influencer just for the free lego sets

the best part of being an adult is being able to eat a whole share bag of snacks yourself

since I'm unemployed/job searching again 🥲 I still have commissions available for kandi (that would go towards bills) and a general donation fund that goes towards transitioning. Literally any amount is greatly appreciated, if you can help out 💜 🔗: ko-fi.com/starmiecrusa...

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1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me

glizzie@squeamysalami.bsky.social · 2w ago

1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me

i'd like to say i spent my time alone wisely but i just watched youtube downstairs, drank a bunch of gin and slept naked

the past week i've had the house to myself but now it's time to lock in and clean my mess before my mum gets home tonight 💪🏽

my birthday is soon, you know what that means! (inexplicable sadness)

there's a bollywood song i love, i haven't watched the movie it's from but the music video is two women singing and dancing, first i thought "wlw" then i thought "no, sisterly love" turns out it's yet another song about a woman loving a man 💔💔💔

Everything is always a twenty one pilots reference. We cannot escape. @shazito.bsky.social

poorly drawn cats@poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 3w ago

pufferfish nails