The downside of working days is we consume so much caffeine that we end up doubling our RHR
ASPIRING MYRTLE WILSON
@sheherhurts.bsky.social
Her feet are light and nimble. She never sleeps. She says that she will never die. She dances in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite. She never sleeps, the judge. She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die.
The whole city is talking about Weiner Wednesdays
We were put on god's green earth to be a scandalously younger girlfriend
The best decision we've made in recent years is choosing to get unapologetically weirder.
Sports are so cool we love coming home drenched in sweat looking like /this/
Welp. Guess we no longer care about the wnba
Defector@defector.com · 7d agoWNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:
The person behind the “firebomb a Walmart” tweet liberals/radlibs love is just a paid advertiser for gambling now. that’s so fuckin funny man
Brian Actors Guild@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · last wk.Most of them don't have the sponsorship disclosed but yeah
Love to come home after a long and stressful day of travel to a beautiful Belgian woman in our bed
I used to donate blood every month. Then I transitioned, and suddenly my blood wasn't good enough for them. Oh well.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last wk."On Monday, the Red Cross declared a national blood crisis for the second time ever in its history."
When my wife did chemo and radiation, she would go outside once or twice a day and shed the hair as it all fell out. Today, seven months later, we just found a nest a bird (likely a wren) made out of her hair.
A day with reasonable temps means it's finally time to start pushing harder again. Christ we hate the heat
Now THIS is a crate we can admire! #WifeCrateDIYDesign
Catastrophe wife@katchup.bsky.social · 2w agoIts decorated thusly
You overestimate your fucking importance, man.
Doing our summer accessorising right in this horrible smoke
We saw you from across the AOR and we just wanna say we really hate your vibe. We're gonna kill you.
Ordered 4 gas mask filters, got....40? Maybe 80? What the hell
Drunkenly peeing off a dock in rural Wisconsin at 1am might've actually fixed us for the next couple weeks