You could genuinely tell me that a lot of people don't know what the "Short" in YouTube Shorts stands for and I'd believe you. Some of them can go on for minutes and, like, bestie, im already miserable. Id rather just watch a real non-horizontal video and still be miserable.

Fun USA fact! You could die from dying from dead until death and people recommend not that.

Elder Scrolls Oblivion NPCs will look directly in the eye at you and say, "I need you to do literally everything I've never done yet because I have money for you."

Do you think Sodor has a legal jurisdiction for the trains specifically, since the entire island is essentially a preservation railway, and there's just a law firm that uses a giant courthouse terminal for the trains to fit? Do the lawyers have nightmares if they lose cases and trains die?

Your city will sincerely look you dead in the eyes and say, "We need to put another traffic circle next to the other one."

If you don't know what to name a planet in a story, just have a safe stroke and add a roman numerical. Perbius VIII Baloode IV Mertulo Prime III Greg XIV

Ten thousand fucks used to shit here, now ghosts just eat towns.

Been working so much recently that I forgot to think about boats. Oops.

The word "lesbian" bounces around my brain like a screensaver lavishly darting across the computer glass. I'm very gay.

The only video game character we need is transfems in gay little shirts with big swords. No pants because it would affect the sword.

Reminder that this is the 4chan made game from the people who made "snoot game" the hate game directed at Goodbye volcano high where the "good endings" involve converting an enby protag into a cis tradwife as they admit they were just being enby "for attention" Don't support bigoted trash.

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well fuck the humble bundle on dinosaurs for including this shit

In other news I keep on seeing YouTube shorts titled things such as "He Didn't Believe The Woman Could Shit Herself" and it's a lazy recap of a movie... But admittedly, sometimes I do wanna know if the woman shits herself, but very rarely do I.

BCE and AD actually stand for Boats Cool Eh and Ah Dang I love boats

Running the gauntlet is impossible. Gauntlets are on the forearms; How am I supposed to physically run or complete on top of my own arms?

I just see boats as replacements for people nowadays.

Absolutely nothing in my fucking head. How does alive make sense when there's a lot of it?

Gay

Late fees are literally the philosophy of, "Well, we already murdered every child inside the orphanage. We might as well burn it down and frequently send letters to their former parents about how much we think about it." but in capitalistic bank form.

Farmer: I need to ride you for transportation purposes. Horse: Do you even understand the falsehoods of which your hopes flounder upon?

There's places I remember from my past of which I hold no identification for. Only the visuals. Only the memories. I do remember going to a Wiggles concert as a kid, though. Shit was tight as Hell.

God should remove the ocean floor but keep the ocean. Intimate prank.

Earth People: Yeah so we just put the bodies of the dead in ceremonial wooden boxes and forever encase them within the confines of the dirt. Sometimes they request to be burned upon their death. Aliens: See, this is why you're considered the zoo. What is this?

I have been playing so much Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion through my life that I have already completed most of the remaster and I didn't realize it until last night. I just zoned out. Sometimes I forget I'm playing the remaster. It's just Oblivion. Always.

Lifeboats used to be treated as transportation between bigger ships and were not considered essential because the idea of a big fuckass ship with state of the art telegraph systems just going yeet in the night was unfathomable. Titanic actually had more than required. Good thing nothing happened :))

Greg spelled backwards is not Greg. That did not stop me from having a moment where it appeared to be.

I would just like to say that I very rarely look at the main feed on this application, or any other. I don't want to know how terrible things are anymore and that's all most media is now. It's bad enough that we lost the Titanic AND both of her sisters Britannic and Olympic. I can't take it anymore.

Normal eyes normalize normal ize

I'm starting to wonder if I should just start adding "Titanic" at the end of typed things in order to further prevent what I would consider moderate persistent discombobulation aka penks wiggle.

The world might be beating me to a pulp behind the back alley of a Denny's, but uh yeah.

It's not entirely morally correct to assume someone is really fucking annoying at times, but, y'know, come-on, life throws some easy softballs, sometimes, and I'm a cold jaded bitch stepping up to the plate.