This makes me so happy!

Portland Thorns FC@thornsfc.com · yesterday

A Champion, A Legend, A Thorn from the very start. 🌹 Once a Thorn, always a Thorn. Join us on August 22, when we celebrate the storied career of Tobin Heath. www.thorns.com/news/portlan...

Um, what?

NWSL@nwslsoccer.com · 12h ago

From Highlights to Highchairs 💙 NWSL is partnering up with Gerber, a trusted leader in early childhood nutrition for nearly 100 years, as the Official Baby and Toddler Food and Snack Partner of the NWSL.

Ah, I see we are now in the “hell’s back porch” phase of summer.

Can we do a PANIC! At the tifo In the near future?

Cal Bluechel@calbluechel.bsky.social · 4d ago

Brian Schmetzer was asked if Saturday night could push the #Sounders into panic. He adamantly denied panicking, but his venting of frustrations included a bizarre aside about the Timbers Army tifo:

We did away day, many moons ago, when ECS started the whole “Welcome to you Nightmare” thing and Timbers just ROCKED the Flounders that day and we are just never, ever, ever, EVER going to let them forget it.

Stumptown Footy@stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 4d ago

@kelseybaker.bsky.social is so good with a camera. #RCTID

Okay, Timbies need to get their heads right for the second half.

Timbies, LFG!

Funny because it is (nearly) true

The Nutmeg News@thenutmegnews.com · 7d ago

NWSL Announces New Streaming Deal With Online Marketplace JerryWarez420 www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

Good book!

Good news!

Melina Melinae@melinae07.bsky.social · last wk.

INBOX: Portland Thorns and USWNT Star Meghan Klingenberg To Be Honored at Providence Park on August 15 vs Orlando Pride #BAONPDX

Joleon Palmer describing the curves of this F1 track: “None of which is legendary”. This will now be my go-to subtle shade.

Felipe Mora’s last game as a Timber was just perfect. He scored 2 goals, his name rang out around the stadium and everybody cried. Legendary.

The only good thing about a heat wave. Yes, I am an archaeology nerd.

The Fake History Hunter@fakehistoryhunter.net · 2w ago

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Welcome back Morgan Weaver! #BAONPDX

ONE GOAL BEYOND!

Yama Night Madness

ALT: Yama Night Madness

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Lyles’ goal was a thing of beauty! #BAONPDX

This is a Felipe Mora appreciation post. #RCTID

What the hell is even happening right now?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump: "We had transgender for everybody. Men in women's sports came ravaging through our cities."

I was hoping someone would shun that bastard

Jules Boykoff@julesboykoff.bsky.social · 2w ago

Shoutout to Argentina’s Lisandro Martinez for giving Trump the cold shoulder. (In 2020, Martinez posted a photo commemorating victims of the military dictatorship. He also supported the successful campaign to legalize abortion—he may well be the only politically left-of-center player on the team).

All right Spain, let’s do this thing. 🌍🏆

We came, we saw, we, sadly, did not conquer. Next time, Denver…

It just never gets old

Tasty. #RCTID

Delicious Fish Fry Sizzling

Alt: Delicious Fish Fry Sizzling

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Yay!

Phuoc Nguyen (Fook Win) ✍️@phuocerman.bsky.social · 3w ago

BREAKING | CANWNT Captain & Portland Thorns midfielder Jessie Fleming has signed a contract extension through the 2028 NWSL season #BAONPDX Jeff Agoos: "Jessie has been instrumental to everything we've built." “One of the best midfielders in the league." stumptown-footy.ghost.io/breaking-por...

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

Like fathers going out for a pack of cigarettes, it’s not coming home

Some day a soccer game will kill me and I have no-one to blame but myself

Okay then