i’m dressed like a lesbian montessori teacher today
terry gross’s ass double
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having a good time online & that has always been the case
lmfao yeah we’re laughing at an evil person eating shit what’s the question exactly
Holy Blankenstein@holyblankenstien.bsky.social · 2h agoThey hate the news and they hate the gays and they hate successful women. They got a successful gay woman to take the fall for ruining a news institution, and you’re amused by it?
either an insane polling miss or we all get to laaaaaugh laugh laugh our tits clean off at aipac’s $30mm spent on haley steven’s campaign and centrists screaming WE NEED A MODERATE OR WE’LL LOSE 😭😭😭
Political Poll Bot 📊@pollresults.org · 3h agoMichigan US Senate Sep 24 - 27, 2026 Abdul El-Sayed (D) 54% (+12.0%) Mike Rogers (R) 42% Don't know 2% Someone else 1% Marist University (A-) 1235 RV View Poll
every single night / I pray that, my dick is sittin right / I feel like brick-hole I feel like brick-hole
talking to my parents that are gently maga (they’re embarassed to talk to me about it ever) and they suddenly sold their jeep grand cherokee and have a hybrid now huh no reason why that’s interesting
just got voted the most “gay guys don’t care if I live or die” gay guy in the nyc metro area and I think that’s beautiful
just out of frame klobuchar’s $400 industrial-grade stapler warmly glows, her hand drifting towards it both mindlessly and mindfully, she’s never fully sure which it is
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 22h ago🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
I’d be mad if I did this to myself with hrt but probably wouldn’t be doing all that stuff though
Kate Willett Hate Account@antifamanchin.bsky.social · 2d agoOh my god
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
I decided i’m going to be more insane and maybe even a huge bitch tomorrow in case anyone has to deal with me
I am once again getting irrationally mad at the city of philadelphia for being so much more accessible for concerts than the real city up this way. why. I just want to see some shows for under $200 a ticket. I would even pay for 2 at that price point & force a friend to join. why is everything $300+
I think some respect for mankind could be regained if this guy was [ToS violation] in times square
A Frogs Gent@frogsgent.bsky.social · 3d ago"Does the rationalist movement have a misogyny problem?" is a question with a pretty clear answer. Just look at what Yud's willing to say out loud.
deciding i’m going to be 40% more insane because I deserve it
a newer friend at a party last night asked me what my music preferences are compared to high school and I had to pretty much summarize as thrash/progressive metal/hardcore which now translates to tgirls making pots & pans smashing together hyperpop
I can’t wait to wake up and spend $0 tomorrow. nothing. giving three handjobs to make up the damage done from just tonight is actually the plan at this point.
just the name schmigadoon pissed me off enough to extend my musical theater embargo for another 2 years
hey snl didn’t need to show the clip of hegseth saying a slur. those fuckers aren’t embarassed of saying that so you just wrote a shit joke and theyre just laughing at you showing a slur on national tv.
making a gently unhappy face while reading the wikipedia page for rhodesia so people know i’m not happy about what was going on there
[attempting to come up with rage bait worse than the nyt list of 100 best 21st century sitcoms to maintain relevance] sitcoms that use laugh tracks are psyops manufacturing consent for monopolies like paramount to produce slop
I am now gently mentoring two different managers on teams adjacent to mine. I know it’s essentially political warfare at work to try to get promoted to director after I left the company and they basically made a role for me to come back to. but I am medium smart at a company full of dumdums. so
hanging onto my 4% rate like i’m hanging from a chopper
CNBC@cnbc.com · 6d ago30-year fixed mortgage rate jumps sharply Thursday to 7.45%
big brother as a recounting of a sociological experiment is interesting as they will only ever have the most limp wristed gay guy on it, rarely bisexual and only in terms of clownery, and then the concept of lesbian is essentially punishable by death
I want opposite sex bathrooms. every time you are in a restroom another one needs to be built but for the opposite sex. you might think there are only 2 but no these are non-fungible. a school of 1,200 should have 1,440,000 bathrooms.
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 6d agowhat is a same sex bathroom dawg
the strategy vp I’m becoming good friends with at work has a moderate hungarian accent and im so scared that I’m going to do the thing where I accidentally take on someone else’s accent and sound like an supporting actor from The Regime
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
it rocks that meta keeps trying to make consumer electronics and they all suck hole and cost a half billion to develop so they have to keep selling data to advertisers in disgusting ways to make up losses so the dumbest person in your hometown can poast slurs
The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 6d ago‘There’s nothing like it’: Meta unveils dedicated ‘Charm’ device for using Muse AI
there’s a beautiful little analytics twink who may want to be sexual towards me. possibly. one day I will figure it out.
terry gross’s ass double@sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 7d agoyeah there’s one guy that feels both ways towards me. he’s been rude to me so I am just the one towards him.