just read a straight man's take on La Bola Negra that's so wildly off it's borderline offensive...I'm sticking to queer critics in general from now on
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putting the “shh” in Chicago a place to do what I do best: be slutty and have strong opinions
I'm at a gay campsite for the weekend and just overheard someone say "Chanty Beluga is an ally" so I'm absolutely in the right place
My weekend trip with straight boys has proved to me that they do indeed talk about dicks (theirs and others) nonstop
At a bachelor weekend with a bunch of straight boys and this is all that’s in the shower (took a panic nude as a fear response)
The types of hole pics I’m getting on the apps in my backwoods hometown look like they’re asking for medical advice
Experienced the beautiful and sacred full breadth of the homosexual experience last night* *got fucked by a daddy top while his bottom husband watched, then fucked the bottom while the top watched
I do this too, I love being an encouraging top coaching my bottom
I don't hate her but I think I've had enough of Silky to last a lifetime. 4 attempts at a crown in less than a decade is more than enough.
took off my cock ring and discovered that it is not, in fact, MY cock ring…it’s a slutty mystery 🕵️♀️
Rewatched La La Land for the first time in almost a decade...remember when it was the acceptable and almost REQUIRED position to consider that movie the devil? Woke 1.0 was a different world
I love when I post a (controversial?) opinion and a bunch of randos hop into the replies to tell me how wrong I am, as if the idea of them getting so mad about my thoughts that they take the time to write about their displeasure doesn't give me a crazy serotonin boost 😇
Today I interviewed half a dozen Drag Race queens, recorded a Tony predictions podcast, had a gay coffee date and gay sex (separately). Day 1 of Pride Month ✅
If I found Sorry to Bother You totally obnoxious and irritating, should I even bother with I Love Boosters? I’m curious…
Back home, back to my own mirror, back to walking around my apartment naked at all times
Reading positive reviews of some of the most painfully dull, obnoxiously slow movies I saw at Cannes…I really do think some critics (not all!) are sometimes faking it because they’re afraid of being seen as unintellectual. Some movies are just boring!!!
Two nights in a row at the nudist cruising bar in Paris, but tonight I ended it with cheese and French onion soup at 3:30 am (or I guess just…onion soup?)
Sitting in a cafe in Paris, drinking an espresso at 8:30 pm, with the Cannes awards playing in one window and Sniffies open in another...genuinely living my absolute ideal life
Cannes has been a wonderful cinematic experience, but today’s highlight was definitely a French boy asking me “Can you give me your bébés?” while riding me
My ancestors crossed an ocean so that one day I could take my dick out while flying over it
Came inside a guy last night while his boyfriend came in me…sharing resources is so beautiful