altymonster

@shhhhhhcago.bsky.social

putting the “shh” in Chicago a place to do what I do best: be slutty and have strong opinions

Experienced the beautiful and sacred full breadth of the homosexual experience last night* *got fucked by a daddy top while his bottom husband watched, then fucked the bottom while the top watched

Rewatched La La Land for the first time in almost a decade...remember when it was the acceptable and almost REQUIRED position to consider that movie the devil? Woke 1.0 was a different world

I love when I post a (controversial?) opinion and a bunch of randos hop into the replies to tell me how wrong I am, as if the idea of them getting so mad about my thoughts that they take the time to write about their displeasure doesn't give me a crazy serotonin boost 😇

Reading positive reviews of some of the most painfully dull, obnoxiously slow movies I saw at Cannes…I really do think some critics (not all!) are sometimes faking it because they’re afraid of being seen as unintellectual. Some movies are just boring!!!

Two nights in a row at the nudist cruising bar in Paris, but tonight I ended it with cheese and French onion soup at 3:30 am (or I guess just…onion soup?)

Sitting in a cafe in Paris, drinking an espresso at 8:30 pm, with the Cannes awards playing in one window and Sniffies open in another...genuinely living my absolute ideal life