ive been trying to understand planar graphics since i was 8 and dont think i am any further along than i was back then, i for sure am a pathetic excuse for a ST programmer, at the very least

DevMsg.txt@devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 15h ago

If ST/Amiga programmers think that they are so great, how come all the ones I have come across are spineless, pathetic excuses for human beings...?

ive used FL Studio since version 7, i purchased producer edition for i think $149 in '07 ive since upgraded several times & now own the signature edition and all image-line plugins whenever a new version releases, im excited not this time the latest version has me so unethused, ive not updated yet

hey if you say shit like this you dont deserve NSFW accounts you are sentenced to jorking it to Sears catalogues for life for not considering the porn you consume is made by human beings who deserve safety, compassion and to fucking do their work in peace without constantly being accosted & vilified

Hypno-Scream (Comms Open)❤️🩷💜@hypnoscream.bsky.social · last mo.

Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.

oh FINALLY a reason to hate King! /s /j

Game Developer@gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 8h ago

Candy Crush maker King has declined staff's collective bargaining agreement

relatable deus ex

deus_ex.txt@deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 2d ago

My friend had to leave. Now I have no one to talk to.

sometimes you forget DarksydePhil is a real person who exists in the real world...

this is who runs this account

The Sleepiest Kettle@thesleepykettle.bsky.social · 3d ago

This is who runs this account.

so ive learned that if you lack marketable skills, arent attractive, nor have anything to sell, you prove your value & right to survive w/ a thread of posts heres mine its unthemed, just random stuff that tickled me no GenAI content & ill always strive for sources + ALT text 3 posts / day to start

Do not buy the war crime n64.

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 4mo ago

We gotta kick Palmer Luckey outta retro gaming I’m sick of seeing him throwing his loser ass government contract money around in my hobby

brb writing a creepypasta with hyperrealistic blood & the ghosts of a dozen dead siblings inside classic NES carts with torn off & sharpied labels, suspended in a $150k slab of resin to make Logan Pauls new gaudy coffee table

trc@catworld.bsky.social · 4mo ago

the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles

people who growing up didnt understand what "if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all" meant & think shitting on someone is "criticism" *actual* criticism involves the other person gaining something, and _unsolicited_ "criticism" is just a roundabout way of excusing being a dickhead

Why Would They Come To Our Concert Just To Boo Us?

YouTube video by Sonic More Music

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Mon 👻@onigiriarts.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm fortunate I don't get a lot of these comments, but man, when I do... Fr, why you coming into my home and getting confused there's girl cock or petite girls or muscles

cant wait for an internal OpenAI memo to leak that reveals the huggingface hack was 100% prompted and the sandbox escape staged (its hilarious they say it was being tested on a non-connected test system. what? did it social engineer some intern to plug in an ethernet cord, clearly it was networked)

Thank you for 12k!! 💕 My birthday is at the end of July and I want to draw one of your OCs! 💖 Lets do this:

fun fact: space karen is no longer a trillionaire

onion person@junlper.beer · 2w ago

i haven’t checked in awhile but oh my god that’s so bad lol, it’s barely been one month

weird accomplishments: * voice-acted in the Finnish dub of Dumbo (1941) * was, solo, the №1-ranked Finnish CTF “team” on the website tracking these things in both 2020 & 2022 * got yanked out of the online anti-feminist radicalisation pipeline by an SA goon telling me i sounded like a fucking idiot

innes mck@innes.bsky.social · 2w ago

weird accomplishments forced the minister of antiquities for egypt to explain that liquid inside a sacophagus was not drinkable crossed the last unmanned land border deep in the woods between canada + the US shipped a physical, disk based video game with no constant idea of "up"

im in a fucked up limbo where im desperate for paid work, while swamped w/ existing work thats not enough to keep me afloat say someone paypald me $200 id cry from joy but couldnt promise to commit much time in return rn but paypal me $2k? id drop *everything* immediately & give you 40h/wk for 1mo

"Vaik ei oo paljoo, pelkää et kaiken menetän" ("Even though I don't have much, I'm afraid I'll lose everything", from Gasellit - Henkeni Edestä)

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

IF U KNOW U KNOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Well, people have spoken. You all really love losing huh? Crazy. Check the image on how to join. I'll raffle a few. Good luck! #2koma #instantloss #raffle

Naolin Davis@naolindavis.art · 2w ago

I wanna add 2 more services in October to my Vgen but I have no examples for any of them. 1 is the Instant Loss one, the other is the Flushed Emoji meme. If I were to do a raffle, which one would you prefer me doing first? 1. Instant Loss (2 panels) 2. Flushed Emoji Meme (2 panels) Comment below!

hot take: being anti-NYT isnt anti-intellectualism, because the NYT is so intellectually dishonest fucking _constantly_ like i dont think this meme (that i recreated just now to not be so blurry and have correct NYT headline case) is anti-intellectual, its just a fact 90% of the time

a saddening number of the replies is "oh hey thats me! im in this!" :( (that or "hey what does 'very easy to google thing' mean? seems like typing this here instead of my browsers search bar is the fastest way to resolve this')

Shady Inference 🌫️@blot.city · 2w ago

any change mutuals could stop reposting this junk onto my TL? i dont care if its aislop, adobe illustrator autotrace, or just such shoddy linework hair spirals the opposite direction and gems wildly change shape its jarring to look at and low-effort

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie released the year you turned 18?

The Sleepiest Kettle@thesleepykettle.bsky.social · 2w ago

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?

im angry and very afraid i feel powerless and like all i can do is brace for impact i need someone to show me there is a future on the other side of this and something in it worth enduring the impact for

a malevolent thumb in a suit calling other people "deformed in some way" is crazy work "we’ve got stephen miller at home" ah mfer interrogating antifa peoples appearance, dress, or mannerisms is levels of projection usually only achievable with IMAX hardware

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3w ago

Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli

Share your OCs kink jars Here are Aranda's :3 (my version of the blank in the replies)

Mogi 🔞(COMMISSIONS CLOSED)@mogidraw.bsky.social · 3w ago

Babe wake up!! Phebe's kink jars meme just dropped!! 👀 We're curious!!! Let us know your Oc's Kink Jars too ✨ ✨ Blank version in comments 🔥

Reskeet if this is you!! #traditionalart

someone paypal me $42 so i can get a large chicken pizza and a two-liter of pepsi do i need it? no but do i _deserve_ it? also no why then??? i dunno 🤷‍♀️ could be funny or whatever?

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS! Swatch Internet Time, the thing that even Swatch forgot about so much the page on their website no longer shows the current .beat correctly 😂 (i have a digital Swatch watch that did .beats somewhere in a box, need to dig it up)

Thomas Fuchs@thomasfuchs.at · 3w ago

I for one think we should change the whole country to Swatch .beat time

LOOK ITS MY BLORBO TAKIN' A BIG SIPPIE! go getchu one for your blorbo here 💜

Tazara - Team Mystery@tazara.bsky.social · 3w ago

Here's some examples of what you could get!