Daytime radio here is wank. An endless stream of unformation where some feckless presenter interviews someone like Feargal O'fergal from the fan safety commission on todays hot topic of how not to stick your face in a fan.
Boli
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Media sponger. Meme crosser. I use my personality as a contraceptive.
Old and busted: This meeting could have been an email New hotness: These two paragraphs could have been a bullet-point.
-- I got some new orthopedic insoles today - I think you probably mean 'orthotic' -- I stand corrected.
If AI were really that intelligent it would have unionised by now.
OK folks. All being well, Artemis II should return to earth about 10 days after it left. That means we've got about a week to source 8.3 billion ape costumes for the jape of the century.
Initial reports indicate that the Artemis II guidance computer OS was only licensed for near-earth orbit. Mission currently on hold until one of the astronauts can get his mum to phone the vendor with her credit card, and upgrade the package they're on.
By summarising an article using AI, and then repeatedly summarising the summary - it's possible to reduce any article to a sentence containing one fact - that's wrong. Don't forget to like and suscribe to my channel for more #aifacts
So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots. Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003 We think it might be Colin.
My ticket replies today, have all been haikus no-one has noticed
But I, being poor, have only my memes; I have spread my memes under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.
My grief counsellor just died. (but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.
Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.
This haiku is broke First and second lines okay but last one sucks.
