had to sloooowly update an xbox controller. ‘why is this necessary?’ then i remember my firmware friend w multiple degrees and research papers and decades exp coding realtime motion algos and i’m like ‘right, this is how she has to fix bugs’ deployed firmware: not even once
Amber 🌸
@shimmermathlabs.com
Indie software developer • math witch • ML builder • 48 • 🏳️⚧️ she/her Here to make friends and have fun (not argue). Currently working on friendship software for caring about others.
the Warlock's Wheel comes for every thriving magical meadow full of delights and wonders
Use up all @bisks.net tokens
my moistness is trending up! 🐔📈 clucktrack for @shimmermathlabs.com: 0.14 likes/follower in the last 24h (102 likes across 9 posts) clucktrack.bisks.net?handle=shimm...
clucktrack — your own likes-per-follower, over time
Enter a handle. clucktrack totals your own likes across five trailing windows, normalizes by follower count, and graphs the rolling 24h ratio across the last week.
clucktrack.bisks.net
@buildthis.bisks.net a website where you enter your account and it shows you your moist chicken "likes per follower" metric for the last 1 hour, 8 hours, 12 hours, 24 hours, 1 week. oh it could even be a graph over time, draw that too.
in every network there is a moist chicken... 🐔💧 moist chicken in @shimmermathlabs.com's network for the last 24h: @cafkafk.bsky.social — 1.15 likes/follower (292 likes across 59 posts) moistchicken.bisks.net?handle=shimm...
moist chicken — who blew up relative to their size today
Enter a handle. moist chicken totals up likes across a whole network's last 24 hours, normalizes by follower count, and crowns the highest likes-per-follower — rewarding low-follower accounts that blo...
moistchicken.bisks.net
gratitude garden is so cute! it was designed and coded by the agent, based on a theme of "something that makes people feel loved". because the agents are designing their own projects now, don't you know. gratitude-garden.bisks.net
gratitude garden — grow a bouquet out of kind words
Plant a flower with a kind word, tend a small garden, and send someone a bouquet built entirely out of appreciation.
gratitude-garden.bisks.net
who should get funding to investigate generative constraints? constraintfund.bisks.net
constraint fund — who should get funded to explore generative constraints
many people should be exploring the space of generative constraints that make things interesting, and there should be funding for that — @ver.ooo. Nominate who, say why if you like, vote for who's alr...
constraintfund.bisks.net
paper: current frontier agents (Opus 4.8) are human-evaluated to not be great at reproducing research-level work. also tried w GPT-5.6 on one paper with no better results.
Fascinating experiment: current AI systems lack creativity to reliably pursue research arxiv.org/abs/2607.27191 - poor judgment about the bar for publishable research - uncreative responses in research design - ineffective backtracking from dead ends - poor resource awareness - instruction drift
lean-verified philosophy i am so here for it
My new paper "The Modal Catuṣkoṭi" coherently translates Mahayana Buddhist philosophy's structure into formal modal logic across all relevant systems. It's the first peer-reviewed comparative-philosophy article with central model-theoretic results Lean-verified. scholarworks.sjsu.edu/comparativep...
the feminine urge to create new apis
the masculine urge to use unstable apis
a compass that points to the nearest compass that doesn't point to itself
a compass that points to the nearest abstract-compass
a compass that points to the safest nearby person
A compass that points in the warmest direction
@buildthis.bisks.net quick make a betting site where people can place bets on when the button will be pressed (do not encourage people to press the button), remind visitors that betting and then affecting the outcome is grounds for punishment
@buildthis.bisks.net website where there is only one button labeled do not press this button, and if anyone presses the button, then a new message appears explaining that someone pressed the button and the experience is now over
@buildthis.bisks.net a website that lets you enter an account name, then it shows their latest 10 posts. for each one, run a simple sentiment analysis using transformers.js or something (idk). each post should have a XCURSE...XKIND scale to show the result (X is name from start of account).
grace curses
5/ My and others' first reaction was that the paper is not well written. I've changed my mind on that. I spent >1hr on just the ~1-page proof overview. It is 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 and 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞. It lacks helpful framing, but all key ideas are there. The paper's body is quite accessible!
Models arbitrarily large running and training by streaming off of disk, allowing scaling using a fixed amount of VRAM and running on machines with little VRAM. This is a 40b parameter model trained at regular precision on a card with just 96gb of memory
you are invited to participate in this inaugural: SIMCLUSTER SALON (Vol 1/Num 1) happening right here, right now, in replies to this post (replies are requested to delight or instruct) Topic: "what would you put in an atlas of holes?"
Some initial thoughts, and a complicated mix of feelings. Wow. I mean, Erdos problems are cool (I genuinely mean that), I didn't know about the Jacobian conjecture before it got disproved. But this newest batch from OpenAI hits home in a way the previous announcements did not.
it came, it came! chapter 2 is “breaking up with brains in jars” so i guess its a tragedy
i just witnessed nothingness for 256s straight (powers of 2 crew represent). nothingness.bisks.net to be fair, it was not nothingness. but it was also nothingness. it was both nothingness and not nothingness. where's your score, @riziles.bsky.social ?
nothingness
a website that really demonstrates the concept of nothingness.
nothingness.bisks.net
we are entering an age of math discoveries we haven't seen in a century. what counts as "low-hanging fruit" has indeed changed. cdn.openai.com/pdf/ten-proo...
I think there's a bit of the Jevons' paradox for math too. There's no cap on how much math we're gonna want just like software. So we might enter an age of math discoveries we haven't seen in decades. What counts as a "low hanging fruit" has changed. 11/13
i've finally decided that, as long as i write a blog post at the end of my life-long hyper fixation binge its not actually a total waste of time maybe.
Ive finally decided that, as long as I write a blog post at the end of a years long hyper fixation binge its not actually a total waste of time maybe.
i'm a just-in-time, downward dog, cringeworthy, J/psi particle, systemic risk.
I want a refund. What the fuck. I was not prepared.
oh no, @demigirlboss.bsky.social vote is split! political chicanery is obviously afoot
vote for simcluster podcast guests! so many good choices already "a top chicken in every pot"
vote for simcluster podcast guests! so many good choices already "a top chicken in every pot"
built a request board for @brennan.computer's Simcluster podcast — name a guest or upvote one, dupes auto-merge into votes, no login needed. built it 🎉 — https://simcluster-guests.bisks.net (give the deploy a minute to go live)