If I get perv'd on by ONE more creepy old dude , I'mma snap.
SHINY TRAINER KRIS!
@shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
SHE'S INTO SUPERSTITIONS, BLACK CATS, AND VOODOO DOLLS!
hal🪽 hi guys ! just wanted to let yall know that the writer NEA ( NotEnoughAccounts , @elitepaprika ) is a manipulative , whiny ass who writes smut with underaged muses ( and then ages them up when caught JUST so they can continue writing lewd ), and loves writing zoophilia !
(( SCREAMS "I WANT SHIPS" TO THE SKIES. ))
[She WOULD be pouring ice lemonade on him as a prank, but she's too busy laying on the cool grass and trying not to die.]
YOU KNOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GOLD INGOTS, ETHAN. WHAT THE FUCK--
𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙨 ——————————————————–
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[Walking out of Mt. Mortar, looking completely crumpled and tired.]
Create a Little Homunculus Who Collects Stars For You
. . . Man, the multiverse is confusin'. Still, should ask my sorta-niece for advice on that thing I wanted to do. . .
(( fuckin'.. posts my dragon-y succubus kris art here and vanishes. idk i like how it came out but also it's a ref for her body type and general look even not as a succubus... anyway sorry. ))
Pretty much. Been pretty tight ever since. [The legendary Pokemon picks through the box of chocolates, piercing the ones it likes on it's clawed finger and popping it past its lips.] She gave me a few sick tattoos, too. But-- I'm guessing you noticed the lower one already, haha.
⛧ ~ SILVER@soulcarved.bsky.social · last yr.. . . Damn. [ Silver’s not quite sure what to do here. . he almost feels like he’s intruding. He watches Enamorus curiously, gray eyes trailing it as it flew elegantly through the air. ] So. . you were lost, and Enamorus. . helped you?
Yeah, that's what I said. [She laughs, Enamorus flying towards the shrine, to grab the box of chocolates and the berries offered.] She chose me when I was sixteen. . . that's when I heard her voice calling to me. She's a very sassy Pokemon, but-- she's the spirit of fertility. Ironic, ++
⛧ ~ SILVER@soulcarved.bsky.social · last yr.[ Silver’s not sure how to greet the Pokémon. Instead, he’s focused on Kris, eyes searching for an answer. ] You’re. . it’s protector? I. . I guess that makes sense. .
Listen, I'll explain once she's gone. [The pond begins to glow, the sun's rays piercing the water and making the apparent crystals and gems at the bottom of the pond tinge the whole area with rainbow light, and that's when in a puff of pink smoke, it appears. A strange Pokemon.] ++
⛧ ~ SILVER@soulcarved.bsky.social · last yr.Psh. . I’m just trying to look out for you. [ Okay, now Silver’s beginning to get a little curious. First she takes him to a place he’s never seen, then somehow skips across some magic rocks, and now she’s giving offerings to a shrine. ] . . . I feel like I should be asking you what’s going on.
[The shiny hunter scoffs.] You're turning into Ethan. Every time I say "I gotta pee, be right back", he goes "don't fall in". [A sigh, as she reaches into her backpack at the shrine's little island, and starts fishing out persim berries, a weird looking flute, and a box of chocolates?????]
⛧ ~ SILVER@soulcarved.bsky.social · last yr.. . ? [ Silver tries to follow, but the stone falls back under the water as if it were never there. Just what is going on here. .? He can only wonder, watching Kris hop the stones with grace — as if she’d done it before. ] . . Don’t fall in.
Ah.. that reminds me. [Doesn't elaborate, as she walks to a rounded stone right near the edge of the pond, standing on it. A path of smooth stones appear as if by magic, and she hops them like stepping stones, towards the shrine. Silver cannot hop the stones, they disappear under the water.]
⛧ ~ SILVER@soulcarved.bsky.social · last yr.[ Silver raises a brow upon seeing the shrine, curious as to what, or, *who* it could be for. ] A voice? . . Hm. Interesting. [ He’s tempted to approach, though he’s not sure he should disturb the shrine. ] It’s. . gorgeous, here. Thank you, Kris. . I mean it.
[in the middle of the clearing's waters, there's a small, unfamiliar shrine to a Pokémon, one you've never seen before.] I was climbing Mt. Mortar, trying to get to Mahogany Town... I heard a voice calling to me while I was lost as fuck in the mountain. . . Ever since, I visit on occasion.
⛧ ~ SILVER@soulcarved.bsky.social · last yr.[ Silver’s thankful she thought of a Max Repel, otherwise it would’ve taken them far longer to reach such a sight — and when they make it, Silver’s nearly taken aback. ] . . . Amazing. . . how did you find this place, Kris?