was put on twitter jail until the evening because I told a stan account “kys”… oops…
if I’m on a liking spree on your profile, please know that I am hard and it’s all your fault.
twitter tl making me wanna tell everyone to kill themselves vs bsky tl making me wanna jack off all day
took preworkout, got ready and went to the gym only to find out that it’s not open
SUCCULENT SATURDAY when everyone posts ass
Jack 🙂↕️@altyjacky.bsky.social · 2y agoSo what do we post on Saturdays then
if you block me there’s something seriously wrong with you like very wrong idk
they have a literal goat as a professor but they’re shocked that there is a green girl????
Nooo please :)) dont kill yourself :)))) your ass is huge :)))))))))))))
I hate living in a cold city, all those workouts and good diet is for what? to wear 3 layers of clothing?????
i’m afraid i’ll come over there and touch your insides if you keep liking all of my posts
I still couldn’t get used to the notifications here. it shows 6474748484 new notifications and I click and see 3 likes 1 follow
a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor .
ALT: a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor .
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i could be a great career coach but if i need to talk to someone for more than 10 minutes about work my nose starts bleeding like i’m out of my psychic energy………
how can I transfer all my good oomfs from twitter to here and leave bad oomfs there and lock the doors?
200 likes for a post on bluesky is equivalent of 10k likes on the dead bird app
sorry i’m just out of a serious meeting and this is how i cope
emre@shinywiglett.bsky.social · 2y agook but when is “suck my balls dry day”?
i can’t believe whales are just holding their breath like wtffffffffff