what is politics? should i care? what is political reform? is it tasty?
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nobody's talking to you, just drive the bus, bus driver. fuckin' nosy...
dear god, they'll be killed on our doorstep! and there's no trash pickup until january 3rd!
i do NOT use my adventures to torture my guests! any torment i inflict is 100% accidental, like any good war criminal!
i have a present for you... it's motherfuckin' strawberries. will you go out with me, Y/N?
i don't think you wanna push this with me, lady. hand over the baked potato.
man, i'm sore all over. i feel like i just went ten rounds with mighty thor.
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think i deserved it
being scared is pointless, it's like trying to ice skate on sausages.
i’ve been through hell and believe me i’m about to come out singing.
i’ve been through hell and believe me i’m about to come out singing.
no no, no one's saying that, but i'm certainly thinking it loudly…
if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, and if you can't make it here, welcome to the club!
a no-good punk like you shouldn't be given screen time. don't want kids getting influenced by your dumbass shtick.
nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. come watch tv.
my crime? well, some might say being too good looking. nah, i'm just kidding. contempt of court.
i went to the photo of my family and jumped in... is not something i get to say very often.
i’m sorry you saw that. i usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.
absolute karate. that’s kyokugen. and don’t forget it, dweebenheimer!