Millicent
@shitisjokes.bsky.social
Jupiter about to be so close you can see moons
just want to say thank you to everybody at @vulture.com who worked so tirelessly fact-checking this incredible and faithful feature about me lots of good, accurate stuff in here @andrew-durbin.bsky.social @megh.bsky.social neil anusha & katy what can i say u revealed the real me thank u 🙏
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uV... telling people they "don't know about this" in a welcoming way
A Tribe Called Quest - Can I Kick It? (Official Audio)
YouTube video by TribeCalledQuestVEVO
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following @crtpixel.bsky.social means getting literally 9 photos in a row of the back of people's consoles
made this four years ago in celebration of the monobob debut at the olympics and just thought i'd share it here
they'll name a roman space telescope after anyone these days
Space Telescope Science Institute@stsci.edu · 7mo agoWhile the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope is being readied for launch, news releases in 2025 focused on what the observatory will study. Roman will devote about 75% of its observing time during its primary mission to conducting three core community surveys. 🔭
you ever get that b.o. where you smell like the lettuce from subway
Cellphone and self-own are homonyms Just something to think about….
in case you were wondering i've noticed starting an order with "can i get" is alive and well within the gen z community i dare say stronger than ever
when the book i'm reading starts on page 1 instead of page 3 or page 5 or page 7 #booktok #booksky
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
Alt: antonio banderas biting his knuckle in enjoyment
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i knew something was up when he was always suspiciously a hair late shouting uno
once my cc kept declining an online purchase so i called them to give live confirmation and they told me the only way they'd process it is if i linked my cc to my phone and pay thru their app because that's "more secure" and hoo boy did i not do that if anything that sounds way less secure
Millicent@shitisjokes.bsky.social · 10mo agoi'm sorry but the way people hold out their phone to pay for something gives me the ick! there i said it
i'm sorry but the way people hold out their phone to pay for something gives me the ick! there i said it
the gen-z couple at the table next to us on a date and one of them is watching ‘one day at a time’ on their phone and the other is just straight scrolling on theirs like the whole point of becoming old enough to leave the house is so you don’t have to watch home improvement anymore
today's nyt strands for the first time in my life i legitimately felt like i was having a stroke
billion dollar idea: one of those paint can shakers from the hardware store but miniaturized for use on jars of peanut butter when the oil has separated
yikes i thought it would've easily crossed fifty bucks by friday morning
