"Ho, well... thank you both! you did a great job..." *The king turned to Black Frost* "Especiall-hee you, love..."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

"Black Frost did the small tasks, and I did the heavy lifting. You should thank him for the finishing touches." He shoves @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social in front of him.

*Well.... one bite can't hurt... so he tries the slice and....* *...Maybe he needs another bite before his verdict... scratch that, another one... another one... until the whole cake is gone...* "...Hee-how did you two even MAKE this? ho?"

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

"It's already finished." He cut into the cake, then presented a slice of Baked Alaska to King Frost. "Try it."

*And right on time too, as the King seemed to be quite impatient in the other room...* "I thought I told you two to hee-hurry it up!"

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

Majora blew out the flames immediately, then took a look. "Perfect! Let's hope King Frost enjoys this."

"In that case, get go-ho-ing! I don't wish to starve hee-re!" *Geez, way to be impatient...*

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“Hmmm… Challenge accepted.” The best cake he’s ever had? He might as well look into cakes that King Frost never had before.

*The king sighed with... slight disappointment... but still understanding...* "Ver-hee well... I shall allow such, but on one condition... you are to bake the best cake I've ever had, period! if it's not as good, i will banish both of you to hee-hell! is that clear? ho?"

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

"How about I help out instead? It's best to have someone who can work on the basics. Why not ask what King Frost would like?" Majora recalled the many times Pyro Jack nearly destroyed a kitchen with his cooking. That was something he couldn't afford to see again.

"Actuall-hee on the topic of that, I do hee-have something on my mind!" "...I reall-hee didn't have anything to prepare for food... and I'm struggling to figure out what to make... perhaps one of you could hee-help? though... I say that knowing I'd appreciate it more if B.F helped..."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“Not even how business is going? Geez! Find a hobby, Black Frost. You can always see if King Frost will have some news, or if he has something on his mind.”

*The king simply nods, motioning for the two of them to follow him into his humble home.* "Ho-kay then... this way..."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“That’s up to you. I have nothing better to do at the moment.” The deity shrugged.

"Ho! Certainl-hee..." *They both turned back to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social , eager to hear what he had to say about all this...* "Do you wish to tag along with us? or...."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

*He sighed....* "You wouldn't? ho?" *He looked slightly inside, nodding* "S-Should we-hee go inside?"

"Ho? is that so?" *It... gave him a bit of a chuckle... just the fact his b.f was so worried... it was pretty funny... he turned over to Black Frost, smirking a little bit...* "Now, when in a mill-hee-on years would I get upset about that?"

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

— a shit-eating grin towards Black Frost. The urge to raise hell was rising.

"Oh... hi-ho, Black Frost..." *The king would rub his eyes, yawning a bit before glancing behind his wonderfully hee-vil boyfriend... and noticing Majjy was here too...* "...Ho, and you brought a friend as well... remind me-hee, what was your name again? and more importantly, why are you hee-re?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"H-Hee-hey! that was never part of the deal!" *He pouted, but did his best to get back into a decent stance before the door swung open... there in all his... quite tired might... was King Frost [ @shiverysovereign.bsky.social ] once more...* "H-Ho! King Frost, uh... hey there!"

"...If you lose ever-hee-thing, we're breaking up."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"I'm gonna go-ho to the casino and spend all my life savings!"

"Yeah... I guess that's what I get when you're the onl-hee one hee-re that cares about what I do..." "I mean, aside from that purple dude that I haven't seen in a bit... but besides that... I miss hee-havin' more than just three-hee friends..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"Surprisingl-hee, you were asleep for just one this time... I think that's a new record, ho."

*Yawn* "...Hee-how many weeks has it been this time?"

"Ho... good morning everyone..." "...Today is certainly boring, isn't it?"

"Absolutel-hee! ho!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"Celebrate? ho?" "So you wanna like, hee-have a romantic dinner or something?"

"National... Girlfriend day? ho?" "Well, when's National Boyfriend da- OCTOBER?!" "I can't wait that long! ho! I hee-have to celebrate now!"

"...It's been a bit since I've seen Black Frost..." "We-hee should totally plan our next date..."

"...I don't f-hee-l like getting up today..." "...I'll just let one of the guards be-hee in charge while I sleep..."

"Christmas in July, hmm..." "I like the sound of that hee-honestly... though I do not require any real gifts... at least for now, ho."

"...I wonder hee-how Adleigh is doing these days..." "...He better not be-hee causing MORE trouble than he alread-hee is..."

"...I kinda miss spending time with random people, ho..." "Used to be-hee so much fun, I tell 'ya..."

"I hee-haven't spoken to anyone aside from Black Frost in so long... tell me-hee... how are all of you doing? ho?"

"Ho, cut the th-hee-atrics! no need to be-hee such a drama king... or I guess prince in this case? ho?" *The king chuckled* "Either way, I'm always hee-re for 'ya, love..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"H-HO!" *He just... accepts the kiss, blushing* "...Hee-re's to a really really good relationship, d-darling..."

"Well, neither did I, ho..." *One more kiss for the two... how wonderful....*

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"I'm hee-happy to hear that!" *Black Frost blushed, a nice big smile on his face...* "...I reall-hee didn't plan the rest of this through..."

"Indeed I hee-have and..." *He got something out, a nice, golden bouquet of flowers...* "I'd be hee-honored, to be your boyfriend... I'd... love it hee-ven..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"Right hee-re, mornin' sleep-hee-head... ho..." *Black Frost chuckled...* "Soo, I take it this is you deciding on the hee-whole boyfriend thing?"

"Black Frost! I hee-have decided! where are you?"

"M-MY BOYFRIEND!? HO!?" *The king was rather shocked...* "I mean... I wouldn't say no-ho, but... that's a big step forward y'know... I need a bit to figure this all out y'know-ho..." "O-Of course, that's not me turning you down! far from it! ho! I just need like... a day or two to figure it out."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Say no-ho more..." *Oh... well... that was the quickest kiss they've ever done...* "If... I may confess something on such a day... I...I think I... wanna be-hee somethin' big to 'ya...." *He took out... a bouquet?* "I wish to be-hee your boyfriend! ho!"

*Apparently, the King has been informed it's National Kissing Day....* *...And he's glad he didn't miss it, going up to @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social 's place once more...* "Black Frooooost... guess what day it is?"

"...Reall-hee? I thought I was the onl-hee one! ho!" *The two frosts laughed at each other, as if this was hilarious news...* "Well, we're almost there... so... *yawn* no need to rest right now..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"Eh, it's no-ho biggie, besides, I'm a loud snorer so the further away we each are when we're asleep, the better, ho..."

"Well, if you say so-ho... I was... *yawn* gettin' sleep-hee myself honestly..." *The King rubbed his eyes, sighing as they made their way back...* "Hee-hopefully my subjects wont mind if you rest up in the castle for tonight... of course you'll hee-have to be in the guest room..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · last yr.

"...I... well... hmm..." *He just decided to give the King another hug* "Why don't we-hee just... chill out, take it easy, y'know... we don't need to think about anything really..."