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Wonder-Waffle 🦆@wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 7h ago

Dame Yvette #art #digitalart #oc

A portrait of Dame Yvette.
A tall imposing woman usually clad in black armor, but this is more of a casual attire she has (as casual as it can get).
There is a black crown adorn on the chest, perhaps symbolizing the kingdom or army she is part of.
She is holding her black axe, battle worn but still sharp, despite its size too it has cleaved down many foes.

She has her usual stoic expression but it seems to be that she is taking admiration within for just being asked what she is up too.

The way her eyes are looking suggest that she is rather tall and is looking down at the viewer

Kresh003 @kresh003.bsky.social · 24h ago

Wriggle #touhou #fanart

Evil Ass 😈@slovenbeast.bsky.social · 9h ago

Best he can do is 500 this'll be easyyy

Anything Bot@anythingbott.bsky.social · 9h ago

100 Gorillas VS 1 Rick Harrison! Who will win this fight?

Evil Ass 😈@slovenbeast.bsky.social · 9h ago

Me Eating Darktide Bug Fix Patch Today

Umamusume Characters React to a Burger

ALT: Umamusume Characters React to a Burger

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Sakumagia @sakumagia.bsky.social · 8h ago

It's my birthday!!!(and @woozywinkle.bsky.social's too!)

‼️PLEASE REPOST PINNED, $0/200 NEEDED FOR LIFESAVING RX‼️@irisposting.bsky.social · 2d ago

I have two days left and $100 left to go. People have been consistently donating so as long as that keeps happening I have virtually no worries about affording my meds. I have to raise enough for an Uber there and back because I'm going to have to take a Wheelchair Accessible Vehicle.

A receipt for my medication, which is $382.12.

‼️PLEASE REPOST PINNED, $0/200 NEEDED FOR LIFESAVING RX‼️@irisposting.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm back to needing $400 for this, just due to random shit I've needed to do over the weekend and me NEVER REMEMBERING to account for transportation costs. If you can pitch in or boost this PLEASE DO I HAVE 2 DAYS LEFT

‼️PLEASE REPOST PINNED, $0/200 NEEDED FOR LIFESAVING RX‼️@irisposting.bsky.social · 8h ago

‼️PLEASE DON'T SCROLL‼️ I JUST FOUND OUT THIS IS GOING TO BE $500 THIS TIME. I NEED $200 MORE INCLUDING THE UBER COSTS NOW PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME

‼️PLEASE REPOST PINNED, $0/200 NEEDED FOR LIFESAVING RX‼️@irisposting.bsky.social · 2d ago

Gulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · yesterday

AMAZ0N Kicchou @touhounigga.bsky.social · 19h ago

Wanting to be a cute girl as a chopped guy is a different kind of torture

furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 17h ago

dexerto reporting on a member of the kpop girl group "TWICE" about her usage of a rare suicine card by saying: "K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case."

leon the kittycat aka @leonthekittycat.bsky.social then quote posts just to say "What a stupid bitch."

the text on top of the screenshot says: bro is a pokemon chud

mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22h ago

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

oz the @oztheterrible.bsky.social · 2y ago

customer service is cooking my brain

二ノ瀬泰徳 ninoseyasunori / にのせっと・こもんず @ninoseyasunori.bsky.social · 20h ago

吸血鬼の妹 Vampire Little Sister #Touhou #東方Project #フランドール・スカーレット

Nuuu_@saghaley.bsky.social · 22h ago

幻凌_星羽 @ayarinsnow.bsky.social · 22h ago

#深夜の真剣お絵描き60分一本勝負 #touhou #東方Project ——八雲紫第1443枚乀 DAY 109/100

It's 7:40!!@its740.bsky.social · 22h ago

It's 7:40

barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Ooze magazine ad (1995)

Edited image of a game ad showing a stereotypically nerdy kid in glasses holding a game boy. A large box of The Ooze for Mega Drive is edited in beside him. Beneath his feet, text reads "nice glasses i'm being sincere they suit you". The heading reads "hey game boy, can't get a game girl? ready to take it to the next level?". Smaller text below reads as follows:

You've probably heard that from ads before,
huh? And you know who thinks that kind of
attitude is straight up toxic? The Ooze, star of
the new game The Ooze™, only for Sega Genesis™.
And as a scientist turned into radioactive
goop and flushed down the toilet, The Ooze
sure knows toxic!

Look, man, I'm going to level with you: The
Ooze would tell you you're just fine the
way you are. You're just a kid. Don't let
insecure dirtbags in advertising make you
feel insecure.

Take your time to enjoy life and find out who you
are before you start worrying about "scoring
hot babes".

You'll meet girls eventually. And when you do, you'll
realise those "babes" are just regular folk like you. Maybe
you'll date some of them. Or maybe you'll realise you
just like them as friends, and prefer guys. Maybe you
won't want to date anyone. That's fine too. The Ooze
thinks asexual folk are bodacious.

What I'm saying is you gotta be like The Ooze. Don't
worry about moving on to the next level. Just keep
seeking your own.

Oh, and keep the Game Boy. Great little handheld. I'm
partial to Link's Awakening. The Ooze is more of a
Bubble Ghost kind of guy.

Crap, this was meant to be an ad, wasn't it?
Buy The Ooze. It's good.

ShockAsh 🏳️‍⚧️@shockash.newgrounds.com · 23h ago

i am glad though that they're being honest with how shit these laws are.

ShockAsh 🏳️‍⚧️@shockash.newgrounds.com · 23h ago

i know it's not their fault for having to place this considering the bullshit laws, but this just fucking sucks.

Benny Ross - Freelance Artist @bennyjross.bsky.social · yesterday

If the princess, a baby and a dinosaur can get their own spin-off games, why not the turtle-dragon king? Happy King Bowser Koopa Day!!! King Koopa © Nintendo of America and DiC Enterprises

ShockAsh 🏳️‍⚧️@shockash.newgrounds.com · 23h ago

Texas is the trojan horse of US states. It ropes you in with in the cowboy aesthetic it has and then reveals that it's actually just full of bigots and hot miserable weather.