Sholva
@sholvaderg.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Sholva "The evil corrupt one" PFP: Keliff Banner: Hoop
The fact that palindrome isn't a palindrome is the biggest failing in language.
Just had to drop $500 on getting a crown put back on but apparently 17 years is a good run for the cement and now I have a gold plated titanium rod helping keep it in place too.
How is this a real product. I wish it was a silly Photoshop. Who the fuck is pooping this much?! Buy a bidet, don't hang a slab of tree from an included stainless steel base for a month of rubbing wood pulp on your hole. What in the deep fried chuckle fuck is this society?
Three days from application to acceptance letter, full time, benefits, decent pay, and an opportunity to learn some very useful skills to make even more money. I'm not trying to make anyone still looking feel bad but I'm too happy about it to not brag a little.
One job offer on the way and still have another interview coming up, so it looks like I will have a couple options. Feels nice to have years of hard work and experience recognized.
Applied for a new job, got a call within 30 minutes of finishing the online assessment to set up an interview Monday. Not even sure if I need the new job at this point. I can just coast off that feeling for a few years.
"I bet the whole class used to sigh when it was your turn to read."
After the Taylor farms issues I think it's about time we change the meaning of "devil's lettuce."
"Yeah, it's much later than earlier." Me on how it has already warmed up this morning.
As a 6'8" amab enby person raised in the south I can confirm it is very difficult when people just pretend like everything you said about your identity to them was actually a joke and they just keep misgendering you day after day in spite of you making a public announcement for the whole company.
Itsune | Kermode Vtuber | 🎙@itsitsune.bsky.social · 3mo agoIt's really just "Be a femboy or androgenous" for amab non-binary people. It really fuckin blows
Saw a bear in the wild today just walking around being a bear. I wanted to go get him so badly but I'm aware that's not a good idea.
Protecting bats isn’t just the right thing to do. It’s also, as it happens, the cheap thing to do. Saving bats is just… very good economics. Need more convincing? Here are 6 more reasons protecting nature is the smartest investment we can make: https://nature.ly/4ga9HcU 🎨 Mikhaila Markham/TNC
The Original Space Balls is a parody of an instant beloved classic with nods to the film. The New One is apparently rooted in the widely hated sequel trilogy. It sort of feels like punching down. We know it was bad, we don't need jokes about it 10 years later. No one watched them even twice.
Today, we celebrate our non-binary and gender non-conforming community at the start of International Non-binary People’s Awareness Week! What does it mean to be non-binary? 🧵
I had to lie to make people like you. You have to lie to make people dislike me.
Look through comments for a piece of art I saw. One fan of the artist wrote multiple unrelated replies over a few hours, some to the artist comments others to the post directly. I could be mistaken but it feels like a para forming if I've ever seen one. Does that kind of thing feel off to others?
Not me pulling up art fight for the first time in like a year and a half realizing I had attacks I hadn't seen. Totally unrelated to the above thank you @zerrockcrisis.bsky.social @hoopdogtheking.bsky.social <3
Doing my part to give bird furrys a place to live. Should be move in ready in about a week.
Holy shit I call it. "Hi I'm Shol'va" It's come full circle.
Sholva@sholvaderg.bsky.social · 4mo agoIf I started a business to make phone calls for other people how many of y'all would be interested? Give me notes, I just need you on the line to say they're allowed to speak with me and I'll schedule your doctor's appointments, oil changes, call to cancel your cable.
If I started a business to make phone calls for other people how many of y'all would be interested? Give me notes, I just need you on the line to say they're allowed to speak with me and I'll schedule your doctor's appointments, oil changes, call to cancel your cable.
Compare yourself to yourself from yesterday, from a week ago, from a year ago. No one cares if you're better than "popular streamer." Be better than yourself everyday.
Just read about hackers using wallpeper engine to steal people's info. *Puts on old person suspenders to snap while making a pointless point.* Back in my day it was kids downloading mouse cursors!
Got gas for $3.86 a gallon today. I'm honestly pissed at how happy I was to see it under $4
I genuinely fear stupidity is becoming our culture. I walked past a lady today who said "it's so muggy out" as dry wind was blowing dust into my squinted eyes from the full clear sun.
Got the Merlin bird app to identify bird calls. I've learned so far I can mimic a morning dove and a northern harrier accurately enough to trick the app. I'm sorry to any birders who go out looking for exotic species randomly showing up in the area in the next few weeks.