dick shortening surgery went well. doc put me back to a healthy 8 inches and I'm in remission

dan hentschel is wearing suspenders but is not the lawnmower man

@googleballs.com i made this (google balls for scratch)

happy pride month

shame. gonna miss that samuel.

it's a little hard to see, but I hit 88888 miles this morning, which looks like BBBBB. which is funny

got my account back. still don't know if it was an AI or crypto scam.

if flushing the toilet could kill you all of my coworkers would be so safe

if god didn't want me to pop my knuckles, why did he make it more satisfying than receiving da paycheck?

Top 10 SpongeBob Characters You Didn't Know Were White

infinite arnold hack

sea beast diet

pissing straight potable water

I'm on a Seahawks diet.

I know we can't put Obama back in but can we try to get his wife's husband in there?

shit date

the horse's name is Fuck

Colordle 1395: I got the color in 107! colordle.ryantanen.com

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why honk shoe and not honk socks or like honk pajamas I ain't sleeping with shoes on they can't make me

I depend on 2 things in this world: @googleballs.com and @quibi.bsky.social and if one of these two things is thrown out of balance I will collapse and never be seen by another human being again

iran government falling tonight

@quibi.bsky.social how many fingers am i holding up?

my thingy is happy

don't talk to me until I've had my cochlear implant

get in

SH00B2000@shoob-2000.bsky.social · 7mo ago

investing early in google balls

goober or bing bing for tonight? i feel like acting a little silly 😝

I will not shower this year mark my words

chatgpt my son just crapped himself on the witness stand what do I do

new chuzzle high score #chuzzleisreal