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use your time whimsically
someone just reminded me of the front bottoms and now i feel ILL
there are entirely too many spiders in my house!!! i have 6 bites on my ass right now because they keep crawling up my fucking pant legs when i’m just trying to CHILL
i can’t believe how good this friggin perfume smells bro i’m just having the time of my life smelling it
i got the best perfume in the entire world, it smells just like caramel kettle corn from the carnival 😭😭😭 this is the happiest i’ve ever been with a perfume i just randomly ordered online
jesus don’t go scrolling through youtube livestreams, it’s full of coked out angry dudes and children facetiming their friends and weirdos who think they’re god, and whatever you do don’t comment “you owe me forty bucks” to the coked out guy
remember when V necks and skinny jeans and thumb holes were the style? remember cropped skin tight hoodies with extra long sleeves worn on top of three layered tank tops with the lace? remember cutting the fingers off gloves and putting two different neon colored laces in your vans/converse? ahh yes
i am so stoked on sweet gooey gourmand perfumes dude
damn, even as a canadian, it kind of feels like christmas morning today. gas prices have dropped 20 cents from last night. the air is thick with hope
our society desperately needs another psychedelic revolution. we need to dose the punch bowls again. we need those in power to shed their egos for 2-5 hours so that they can see themselves from another perspective. the people who need to heal the most are the ones in charge of the health of others
i wish more intelligent people had more courage
wildest halloween of my life. went to a punk show, and outside in the smoke pit we saw fireworks lit from the top of a parkade and it made the roosting bats fly out everywhere. saw a huge fight start and shut down a club. got to walk 2 hours home drunk just to not have the spins when i got home 👌🕺
my mom lent me a book she borrowed from her coworker and it’s called “Acid Dreams”, it’s about the history of LSD including a summarization of the CIA’s files on projects and programs involving it. i’m only 25 pages in and i’ve already learned so much
once it occurred to me how much i don’t actually know, i grew a strong appreciation for those who know more than i do. i can’t name every neurotransmitter and their antagonists or whatever, but there are people who can, and they remember the significance of every long word they’ve read. that’s magic
i can’t believe psychedelics exist. like, i literally cannot believe it. why the fuck are we taking these things for granted? who in their right mind would ban psychedelics? direct experience with these drugs can change the world. they are tools and they should be utilized en masse
i just noticed that i can’t find a WKUK themed shirt that i really thought would exist. it may be my task to make sure it does. i will be the one to create the shirt design and i will be the only person who owns it
i wish the bible was actually a book about how the universe is just something that allows life to exist based on predictable mathematical laws of physics and that consciousness is universally shared and experienced through different perspective filters, then it would make fucking sense bro
my dream fantasy is a devils three-way with pauly shore and jimmy pop set in a nightclub bathroom in 2004
just now realizing how privileged i’ve been throughout my life to be able to say “sorry i don’t care about politics”. growing up there was never the threat of the bad guy winning, because the bad guys used to be hidden. now that enough of them hold power, they’re not hiding anymore. its time to care
i’m so happy to know that i am a moral person, despite not being perfect at least i understand that human rights are more important than money
i got a new phone and it feels so fucking good to be able to text without my hands hurting because my old phone was too big and heavy, i spent five years with that dumb brick and now i’ve got me an iphone 12 mini
i’m so hungry idk what to eat! i was just at the grocery store and all i bought was yogurt and shampoo!! what a fool i was
they should bring back memory cards for consoles like the PS1 had, that was such a convenient way to play your game at your friends house on their console
over 22,000 species of trilobite have been discovered and described, with different bodily adaptations for different niches covering millions of years represented by different layers of sediment all along and throughout earth’s crust. i love this planet so much