ShortChubbyEwok
@shortchubbyewok.bsky.social
Like a cross between a Hobbit and an Ewok, but worse. 5’3 200lb pocket bear who loves the gym and eating big.🏳️🌈🐻💪
Playing a concert in a church and found this lil dude.
Still deciding if the chain is too dbag-coded.
Back at the Mothership for a few days (Gray Station TN)
Enjoyed a local sportsball game TWICE this month. Who even am I???
Since the overalls were well-received last time, I present to you your friendly neighborhood Homo Hillbilly Hobbit. Happy Pride!
82 and “not as humid” for yardwork today. Allegedly.
Gym sesh plus yard work = sweaty and smelly me.
82 degrees a few days ago and now snow flurries. 🤷♂️
On the road again, again. This false spring is making up for my insane travel schedule.
Finally, getting over this cold. And this haircut is doing a lot of the heavy lifting, as in lifting my spirits.
Had an injection in my palm for trigger finger today, still have a lil bit of a cold, and The Curl is back and thus I am in need of a haircut. I’m cranky.
Getting back to the gym has been fun. (Get it? See what I did there? I’m a hoot!)
So my gym is where the college dudebros work out. I have noticed that A) none of them have tattoos, and B) none of them have any body hair. Is this the new fad/fashion on campuses everywhere? Silky-smooth skin with no decoration? I’m surprised somehow. Oh wait. I’m old.
