Short Circuit
@shortcircuitid.bsky.social
(He/Him) Bisexual Mid 20s Cringe (Neutral), occasionally Cringe (Positive) Was supposed to add more, but got lazy
My roommate found a glow in the dark condom and wanted to see if it really glows
Me, watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua: “Yo! They got the Mexican dog working a gardening job?!”
Getting a haptic feedback vest and doing a hellfire tincture build in Risk of Rain 2 so I can experience true mania
You think 40-50 years from now Jerma clips are gonna play regularly in nursing homes?
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Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg · 2w agoCEO Dan Clancy says Twitch now uses AI to identify streamers that may not match a brand, since it now transcribes all streams for brand safety. It won't show ads on channels or content the AI believes don't match what the advertiser is trying to achieve.
Took a hit of the pre-roll, chugged a can of clam chowder, everything I see got the Mass Effect 1 for the PS3: Film Grain
My mom just described tear glands as "eye cloacas" and idk what to do with that info 😶
I wish Tetris 99 was mobile, but that also seems like a good way to miss my stop on the commute
So focused on being awake in an hour that I can’t fall asleep to take my nap
Happy 50th anniversary of the Mexico Filter getting voted in by Mexico’s congress
Confessions: I got french toast today. I was asked if I wanted a small container of butter to go with it. I said yes. But deep down I knew. I wasn’t ever gonna use that butter. My hand feels heavy as I hold the butter over the trash can, but not as heavy, as my heart.
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
I’m buying this burger with a coupon, do I LOOK like I can afford to add a 60¢ slice of cheese to my Dave’s single?
Me In The Therapist Office: Yeah, sometimes I feel like I betrayed myself and trapped myself in the Time Chamber for 1000 years
/me Shoots clock on the wall, destroying the concept of time. “Well well, looks like you were too late to stop me. But don’t worry, you will never be late again, none of us will be. For how can we be late when time no longer governs our existence?” “Welcome, to the only moment you will ever know!”
Push the tempo, kick the tempo, cook with the tempo, kiss the tempo, discuss empowerment of the working class with the tempo
Wait, is McFarland USA technically a white Savior movie?
For a guy like me…..(takes long drag of cigarette) Rainbow Road, is just Road