THESE JOKES HAVE BEEN GETTING WORSE LATELY. I HATE THEM!!!
SHRIMPO 🍤
@shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social
ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕ JEALOUSY ᵀᵁᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ ˢᴬᴵᴺᵀˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴱᴬ 𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎, ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
WELL I DON'T MAKE IT THAT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT. SNORTING IS STUPID
[crossing his arms] GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IM MAKING IT AND NOT BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW BARNABY IS IN IT
BEEN THERE DONE THAT WE ALL KNOW BARNABY IS THE SUPPLIER
FINN IM TRYING TO STIR MAC N CHEESE YOU DONT NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST
! won eulb m'I ( and he smells like ink and windex )
[looking around . THEN RUNNING OFF] I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL
( . . . . . ) ! esromer gnicneirepxe s'eH ( blots appearance starts to slowly shift to a blue hue . )
I POURED ALL OF THEM IT'D BE CHEATING. YOU FIRST
⠀ " I dunnoooooo .. Prove it ‼️ Unless you're chicken. " ⠀
[they're all windex.] HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
. tihs tab nam siht evird em hctaw , tahC ( she proceeds to drink all of them . )
[peeking over the counter to try and spit on him. he fails and it hits the counter... and regardless he struts off like he won ?]
YOU'RE SO LUCKY DANDY HAS EVERY BOX ANCHORED DOWN AFTER THE FIRST TIME!!!
I DON'T SUCK! YOU SWALLOW!! [smacking her nose in disdain! wiggling out of her grasp, brushing himself off. huff.] MAYBE LET ME BE THE NOISE INSTEAD. YOU'RE NOT NEEDED!!!
I HATE YOU AND SEEING YOU!! I NEED TO LOSE MY EYES!! [claws up to his eyes! hiding them... groaning in AGITATION.] YOU SUCK!!
STOP CRYINGGGG. IT'S SO ANNOYING!! [little tail wags as he scowled! angry but only kind of pushing her away.] SEE WHAT I MEANT BY YOUR NOISE BEING THE WORST?!