This Whole Thing Smacks Of Kroger," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 10th of October into the 10th of Shit

Holly Anderson 🍇@hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12h ago

fold your hands, take some circular breaths, and contemplate the blessings of a breathtakingly stupid day of football that still has an entire LSU-Kentucky game yet to be seen

The NIL era in college football has made it even more clear than a head coach really does matter a ton. UCLA was joke then hires Chesney and they’re legit in the Big Ten title chase

My "The best media in the Star Wars franchise has ALWAYS been the video games" take continues to go stronger and stronger

MJF had no interest in Japan, saw a mf win a big match with a headlock, and magically he appears lol 🤼

David BASTARDspan@davidbix.com · 4d ago

"But MOST of all. I want to upset puro twitter."

Deadlock has added a giant mutant NYC rat who wears trash as amor AND a sweet old granny who throws bread on you and thus pigeons swarm you 10/10 game

Just doing an Okada/Ospreay World Title match on a Tuesday still blowing my lil nooj fan mind 🤼

Close your eyes and count to Sacre Bleu

Cavaliers de la Mort contre Les Gars du Bœuf 🤼

Hangman has perfected the "Dog who is obsessed about the other dog and is no longer hearing their human yelling at them" face 🤼

There's a math quiz portion worth 1 point in the ironman phase An arcade cabinet with Street Fighter 2 Alpha in it, two competitors can challenge each other to a match and the loser is eliminated. 🤼

A Literal Spooky Blastoise@shrubx.bsky.social · 7d ago

Clockwork Carnage isn’t complex enough I say Make a phase where they have to solve a puzzle. Have a portion where they must put aside their differences to navigate Beast Mortos’ labyrinth. #AEW 🤼

I feel like Alors on Danse should be playing very quietly in the background throughout the whole episode no matter what's happening 🤼

In Yuto-Ice's post-match AND post-show comments he harped quite a lot about AEW teams challenging for the IWGP titles and being in the Tag League. Specifically mentioning AEW multiple times to where I'm pretty sure its a plan for someone to show up for that tournament. 🤼

My most Old Unc opinion right now is that anyone who got into Wrestling with AEW over the past 4 years is so obscenely spoiled. When I was a kid you'd get a card like this maybe once a year... maybe. AEW does this like twice a month these days #AEW 🤼

All Elite Wrestling@allelitewrestling.com · 6d ago

For the first time ever, AEW is heading to Paris for #AEWGrandSlam France! Tune in on the SPECIAL NIGHT of Tuesday, October 6, at 8e/7c on TBS & HBO Max!

Hechicero vs ZSJ minutes on my Korakuen Hall show, what a nice Tuesday. 🤼

Julia Hart in Stardom is a lot better than her in AEW, she gets more time in ring there and her presentation is much more unique for that audience than the states. Makes sense she's gotten pretty over there 🤼

Now that Utami has joined a faction I hope this means and end to the "Utami must suffer for having left" thing we're doing here

Me watching Mamdani do cool stuff for NYC from my desk in Kentucky: "Awesome, love that for us"

Wishlist for Clockwork Carnage: Orange Cassidy Takeshita Wardlow Mascara Dorada #AEW 🤼

I’m very very hype for Aaron Wolf vs Kosei Fujita at KOPW, real sickos booking from Gedo gotta give him credit 🤼

The conversation between the mother, gf, and trucker reminded me too much of the kinda shit I've had to awkwardly sit through having grown up in a red state. The fear, ignorance, willingness to believe whatever as to not extend humanity to victims.

Mr. Dan Zak@mrdanzak.com · 7d ago

A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

If I had a nickel for every time someone in Kentucky wanted to build a replica medieval castle and then be weird in it I'd have at least two nickels. not at lot, yadda yadda, you get the idea

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 7d ago

The founder of a popular Kentucky bourbon brand has been removed as CEO of the Kentucky Castle after allegations that he secretly filmed people — including family members — having sex

Clockwork Carnage isn’t complex enough I say Make a phase where they have to solve a puzzle. Have a portion where they must put aside their differences to navigate Beast Mortos’ labyrinth. #AEW 🤼

If I was swallowed by a whale I would simply agree to go preach the good word to the city of Nineveh and be saved

Clockwork Carnage should also be in an exploding barbedwire ring #AEW 🤼

Hey, member when MCMG debuted in Detroit, disappeared for a while, showed up in London to point at Cope and Christian, had one match on Collision the following week, then vanished again? 🤼

Jay White's body reacts badly to wrestling in the US

Some sorta multi-man ironman match with a cheeky battle royal opening? #AEWCollision 🤼

Watching Louisville Football

Jethya's Heart Attack Scare

ALT: Jethya's Heart Attack Scare

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Louisville defense gets just ONE stop and score and they probably have this... fingers crossed

Watching the ACC Network during commercials is wild Every commercial is either "Use AI!", "Do you like America? buy this garbage!" or "Do you have your doomsday bunker fully stocked?!"