(Holding object your eyes cant make sense of no matter how you focus, the shapes evade your vision and the colors refuse to settle) Soon as I figure out how to work this thing you're fucked

Homologate :----DDDD logading homos :--DDD sganning blis hold :------DDDDD sorry im sorry I was born all wrong took 2 doctors to pull me out of there and I think a part of me was left behind

Now where the hell has that sun gone

Skills: • Key swallowing • Other

Being an upstairs neighbour means daily practice at warding off dangerous thoughts of jumping up and down pure loud as fuckkkkkk

Pulling all nighters to fix everything and do everything got patched, what's the method now

My fief!

A conversation in steel

I Just Burst Out Languishing

I was bored and decided to experiment on how quickly you can turn a youtube feed rancid by clicking on all the moron stuff while logged out and after like 5 minutes my feed was 80% malfoid, shy but lowkey freaky gothgirls and femboy history, interesting, most interesting. Society

Azure Emerald Empire@azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hate to draw attention to X content but that “Malfoid” crap man lmao

Mount and blade is such a funny game for not being a "funny" game, cavalry charges into an archer formation and it's flying limbs, miscellaneous clattering, people getting hit so hard there's nothing but boots left, someone freaks out and yells "ANCESTORS-" it's just perfect, it's exactly right

Mentos has fucking done something or collaborated with search engines to suppress questions about it, I swear one of these flavors tastes exactly like sweat but nothing is coming up, the searches are generic as if I just looked up "mentos candy what is" I'm whistleblowing this

Ace combat 8 is the first triple A game I'm excited for in a long while, if it sucks I will be targeting critical infrastructure

(Patting pockets) My oomfs, I have to find my oomfs

Was already one foot out the door but I've just reported a shock video of someone hanging themselves on X and a minute later I get an email "our automated system has determined a violation did not take place"... just not a good website, it's not any good for anyone really, that's it for me I think

Is it considered a faux pas to bring mi pistola to a job interview

I love self-conscious tabbers. It's okay, I'm sure you tried your best

What is a good favorite color Blue pros and cons Green controversy reddit

Mythical Goons

(Tosses dossier to your desk) Have this... fucking thing figured out by monday, okay? (You open the dossier and see a top-down view of yourself in your office, opening a dossier)

Just conceded an inch to the bastards

We were building cathedrals to the wrong guy all along - epic fail

It's a man-eat-meal world

I'm on this here site for libbed up dads but I'm trying to make girls laugh, any tips

Don't like that it automatically adds a lil 1/x thing when you self-reply, I'm not doing a 🧵👇, just setting the course for the main post

Ethical mercenaries

I FUCK THE MOVIES I MAKE THEM CUM

Preacher curl... badass name, badass exercise

Elongated Muskrat put out the hit on pobnellion. My final straw. This far, and no further