Shut Up, Sergeant

@shutupsergeant.online

hi Aspiring game dev

AOTW Diary: Cave Story Pretty fun. It's kinda crazy to me thinking about how much of a legacy this game has considering how quaint it is. It's great no doubt, but maybe I just never played far enough into it to, like, GET it.

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AOTW Diary: Elite Beat Agents My first swap, albeit free. This game tricks you into thinking shit's gonna be easy, only for Canned Heat by Jamiroquai to completely knock you on your ass, and I kinda love it for that.

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AOTW Diary: Enter the Matrix This game controls like fuck Also the opening level reminded me of the chase sections from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for some reason. But it's green instead of blue.

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AOTW Diary: Clock Tower 3 I wonder if there are any games out there trying to recapture the extremely specific look of PS2 survival horror. Like, super high contrast photo textures with washed out colors and lighting, y'know

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AOTW Diary: Wild Guns / LEGO Indiana Jones 2 Wild Guns rules, no notes. I really like that they decided to add giant boss monsters to the end of all 3 original Indiana Jones movies, like platformers having a big guy at the end you have to hit 3 times is some kind of government mandate

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AOTW Diary: Metal Arms: Glitch in the System One of those games where it's got shovelware stank on the outside, but actually playing it it's obvious the devs were swinging for the fences. The Halo Banshee is just in this game. Also the voice cast is crazy.

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Forgot to post about this. Last week I found out that the goldeneye romhack featured in Nirvanna the Band the Show is just publicly available, so naturally it was my divine mission to extract the models and port them into gmod.

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can you imagine the shit storm that would happen-- no, WILL happen when the new Jet Set Radio has its own big shiny AI Generated Content Disclosure. If it does I need this picture posted absolutely everywhere

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AOTW Diary: Dragon Quest III Was having a bad day when I booted this game up, started with a personality quiz that called me a lazy fuck because I didn't push enough boulders for an old man. maybe dragon quest is cool

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AOTW Diary: Pikmin Kinda the ultimate example of 'finding out what mechanics you took for granted are only in the sequels'. You're tellin me they developed this whole ass game and not once thought to let you cycle pikmin colors with the dpad

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AOTW Diary: Peggle Dual Shot PopCap you hacks Okay but actually this port is shockingly great. I'm no Peggle fiend but the physics felt pretty damn close. Even the weird new bonus screens weren't unwelcome honestly.

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