last night I deactivated ig for the first time and looking at my phone this morning is giving very much It’s Oh So Quiet 🤫🎶
the Dirtypig came out of his Cubbyhole on July 1 and did NOT see his own shadow ... Pride is Over
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
omg you guys waittttt.......... *begins to emit alpha radiation*
this bitch was so corny for posing like this for her portrait, with the clenched fist lmaaaaosdfasdljkfh and she'd do it the exact same way if she were alive today
fascinated by this phenomenon of people saying "the thing is, is that..." or "what happened is, is that..." like when i'm around people who consistently use this formation, it begins to sound more 'correct', but then i think, what's the function of the second "is"? and then i get confused
What some refer to the "terminal lol" actually serves a very important grammatical function, a sort of copula, akin to the Japanese "desu" lol
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2w agoThey’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads
Alternate timeline Woke Rammstein:
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2w agoDU hast mich getriggert
like if you come into the nice clothing store where I work and ignore me when I say hi to you with a big smile you’re getting a poison dart
manhattanhenge actually a v cute indulgence of the primordial urge to stand in the street en masse
when i was a child on the internet, the furries always looked out for me and kept me out of trouble. the esperantists on the other hand,
me throughout the day, repeatedly checking the tracking status of my DHL package and searching mitch mcconnell's name, evidencing two identically structured dopaminergic neural circuits
so there’s this penchant I have for puns and wordplay and just general dumbfuck humor that I’m starting to realize might be driving people away from me but I won’t stop because it’s just what I naturally exude