rain and that is all of doom 2016, doom eternal, TAG 1, and TAG 2 down fuck yeah
˚ˋঌ˖𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑬𝑹.ৡ
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌, ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝒀𝑶𝑼. ⠀ ⠀
rain fuck the seraphim boss this isnt even hard fun it's just awful
rain randomly remembered eternal has photo mode. lemme see if i can't do something real quick
⠀ 【 A tour doesn't sound so bad. The Slayer nods in agreement. 】 【 This is the most ridiculous thing anyone could look upon. 】 ⠀
i should probably show you around. this place doesn't have much but i'm sure you'll find the people here to be. tolerable at best.
⠀ 【 The Slayer tilts his head. Doesn't look like they're rotting or posessed... 】 【 Nor is he. Figure of speech, then. 】 ⠀
silent type. i get it. guess i'm not the only zombie in town anymore, heheheh.
⠀ 【 Absolutely nothing happens in response. He doesn't accept the handshake, introduce himself, or anything. Just stares. 】 【 You try having social skills after years of never-ending war against Hell. 】 ⠀
well, welcome to the worst town this side of massachusetts. i'm kris. * ( You hold out your hand for a handshake. )
⠀ 【 fuck that. he's walking away. freaky ass cat bro 】 ⠀
⠀ 【 ...the narrowing of two eyes and retrieval of a large shotgun. an appropriate response for such a disproportionately aggressive reaction. 】 ⠀
Ì̶̡̺̐͗̈́̈́͘͘͝T̴̨̮̮̮͉͇̱͆̎̾̆̌̒̀͘ͅ'̷̢̧̛̲̥̠͎̱͉̥̘̊͑̆̓͗̕͝S̸̡̢̢̢̜̳̥͙̗̠̓͋̓̑̕ ̵̧̟̈́̆͝ͅF̷̤̬̘̖͕̬̠͍̻͐̊͋̈̊̄̈́̈̽̾ͅR̵͎̠̞̓̓́͋͊͑̎̀̎Í̵̡̥͓̘̼̻͔̱͕̘̎͊̅̈͘̕͝͠E̸͖̔̄̾̇̅͗N̴̡̛̗̭̦̳͔̯͐̂Ď̴̳̗̩͔͕̓̃̏͜Ĺ̴̲̞͑̕Y̷̗̯̭̻̅̊̃̄͜ͅ
⠀ 【 He only nods in response. Could say that. 】 【 ...guess this isn't his earth. A bit sad, but to be expected. It's better than Hell at least. 】 ⠀
...so, are you new here? didn't see you move in. * [ They seem so nonchalant about it too... ]
⠀ 【 The Slayer responds without speaking, gesturing bluntly towards the sigil with a nod of his head. He wants to know what it does, looks like. 】 ⠀
...do you need something, mortal? [ he turns his helm to face him. the sigil rotates in the air under his palm. ]
⠀ 【 The Slayer looks back down at them with nearly equal disinterest. He seems more concerned with the lack of ruin or signs of invasion. 】 【 It's a nice sight. 】 ⠀
* [ You'd think this would be something abnormal for Kris, but... surprisingly, they don't seem to pay it much thought. They're sort of looking up at him as if he was just another Hometown resident. ]
⠀ 【 He doesn't seem to be doing much of anything except looking around. 】 【 ...thankfully. 】 【 Asriel gets a passing glance as the Slayer determines that the goat is, in fact, not demonic whatsoever. 】 ⠀
* * (“This is equal parts awesome, and terrifying...”) * Just sort of. Standing there, staring. * Both in amazement, and fear.
⠀ 【 At last, the Slayer departs Castle Town. He's left through the light fissure at the southern edge of town. 】 【 ...And somehow, likely due to some obscure effect of the Divinity Machine, he's unchanged in the Light World. 】 【 He's stomping menacingly around Hometown now. 】 ⠀
rain i should make a better slayer layout eventually this one is kind of Ass
⠀ 【 The site is back. Good. Any longer and he'd have had to intervene. 】 ⠀
⠀ 【 It's late. Instead of sleeping, the Slayer is performing routine weapon maintenance. 】 ⠀
⠀ 【 Slay Demons Sunday. Yes this was also Saturday. So what? 】 ⠀
⠀ 【 It may also be Slayer Saturday, but he'll make a note that it's national honeybee day, apparently. 】 【 Bees are small and adorable, and ought to be protected. 】 ⠀
⠀ 【 The Slayer tilts his head towards a discarded gauntlet. It's a darker green than the suit he's wearing. Seems it's free to be examined, even if it won't fit. 】 ⠀
࿐ "𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴... 𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘳...!"