#HowToWorkSmartNow is as follows 1) currently you are lying around not doing anything 2) you should work hard 3) by doing 2 you make money 4) by making money you can take life easier 5) essentially you are back to 1…..
Chris G 🏴
@sidneypaget.bsky.social
Spirituality, heritage, nature, politics, books, esp detective novels and Sherlock Holmes, walking, sunsets, music and posts jokes. in relationship. no dms
#HowToWorkSmartNow um eh I’m unfamiliar with the word work
#HowToWorkSmartNow is to dress for the job you want, not the job you’ve got so in the future I’ll be going to work dressed as a king
Jonathan Groff as King George in Hamilton The Musical
ALT: Jonathan Groff as King George in Hamilton The Musical
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#HowToWorkSmartNow is to be typing the responses to hashtag games but the boss thinks you are working hard…. Only joking if the boss should read this, if not then 🤪 to the boss
#HowToWorkSmartNow is to ensure for all appearances you are working when in actual fact not
#TheBestMiddleEasternFood Personally I love Melton Mowbray Pork Pies…. Oh that’s #TheBestEastMidlandsFood
#ASongOrMovieForAllUnderwear An excuse to tell the story of my girlfriend who has become interested in horse racing. She spends much time in the stables where she says she looks in wonder at the buildings, gasps in delight at the horses and finds much to impress in their jockeys.
#IfIWereToWriteABlog would anyone read it? It would be as rambling as everything else I do and I’d probably lose my train of thou….is it Thursday today? Or Wednesday? That cloud looks like a horse. Why don’t we make fur coats out of fir trees? Do polar bears ever feel cold?
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would be called One man and his blog
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would be entitled the blog of Britain’s sexiest hashtag game player. There would be not a word of a lie in it. Just full sentences of lies, starting with the title.
#IfIWereToWriteABlog I’d have to say to @donquixotext.bsky.social of course I’d buy you a drink but tonight’s the night for writing my blog
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would obviously be about the joy of playing Des O’Connor records. It won’t be a long blog
This summer at a cinema near you An erotic x rated movie about a couple whose ultimate passion is cooking bread in…… Toast Lusters
#FunThingsToDoWithout is anything that costs money. Or indeed anything that isn’t hashtag games.
#FunThingsToDoWithout includes not drinking alcohol with @donquixotext.bsky.social
#FunThingsToDoWithout includes Des O’Connor records. I say fun I mean awful
#TheBestChocolateChipCookie Recipe is as follows Take the best chocolate, the best chips and the best cookies and mix them together.
#TheBestChocolateChipCookie should be sent to Chris G at the following address…..
