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The biggest problem with socialized medicine is that it's keeping republican politicians alive. And even the dead ones vote, so that's weird too.
I bummed myself out by realizing that Pat Buchanan is still alive. But then I remembered that Donald Rumsfeld died in 2021, and that cheered me up a little bit. I live reasonably near his grave, in case I need to pull over to piss.
I don't think there should even be billionaires. But if they must exist, they should go through a week of one hour interviews with Pro-Publica, or a pre-Bari Weiss 60 Minutes and really show America what fucking weird creeps they are so we can, together, work to tax them into a better tax bracket.
Did you hear about the enlightened Australian? He went on a Wokeabout.
So, my new boss is a lesbian gal, and only one MAGA dipshit remains with the company. This is fantastic. They were all the least productive contributors. The MAGA dipshit that remains is a good Hi-Lo driver, so fine. He doesn't talk to me anyway, because I'm loud about whatever I'm woke about.
Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough
There is a theory the Flintstones actually takes place far in the future after the #Jetsons. Some apocalyptic event reverts civilization back to the Stone Age which explains why there were all those modern conveniences. As for the dinosaurs…proof Jurassic Park actually happened. It all makes sense.
They didn't even ask Jack Smith about Benghazi.
"Instead of suicide, wouldn't you prefer a smooth, satisfying Winston cigarette?" The Future of AI.
Why “do your own research” doesn’t work. The mother believed she “researched” raw milk. On Facebook. She discarded the science behind pasteurization and the dangers of consuming raw milk. 🧪 www.propublica.org/article/cali...
A Girl Nearly Died After Drinking Raw Milk. The State Did Little to Punish the Unlicensed Farmer Who Sold It.
California is teeming with black-market dairies, propped up by consumer demand fueled by misinformation. With evidence against one raw goat milk farm, regulators could have sought punitive action. But...
propublica.org
There really is no better alibi than being at a sports game.
I never thought I'd live long enough for ear hairs to becoming a recurring issue.
So I guess if you wear a Cornell sweater you are warning women, which is nice.
Billionaires are parasites on society. DEFINITION 1. An organism that lives and feeds on or in an organism of a different species and causes harm to its host. Technically the same species. So maybe not parasites, but CANNIBALS.
“We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said. Karl, when you refer to reaching out to minorities as "laboring in the wilderness", that's how Nazis talk. www.sacurrent.com/news/politic...
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
sacurrent.com
This country hates women. Our mother's, our sisters, our daughters. Why? This cannibalism must end. Men, listen up, we are the women too. Because of our humanity, because of our empathy, because of our imagination, we must all be women. Even a lil bit, in our hearts. It will make us better.
Republicans 2016: Take that, libtards. Republicans 2020: He made us look stupid. Republicans 2024: I miss being called stupid. Republicans 2026: Shit, we might actually be stupid.
Nobody in doggie heaven cares if you are trans. Just a reminder about unconditional love that dogs teach us better than Christians.
I thought I was way too old for wet dreams. But I dreamt Trump Tower was turned into affordable housing and a vocational center for immigrants. Woke up covered in cum. ... mine this time. Because of the dream.
I wish I'd have opened for Carrot Top so I could tell jokes about how I'm too ugly and unfuckable for Carrot Top. That fucking clown could never drink me under the table. I might have opener talent, but I have a headliner liver.
One of the really pathologically dangerous things about a lot of MAGA world, they get REALLY ANGRY if they are made to think. Watch @thegoodliars.bsky.social interviewing people. The moment you make them confront the duplicity of their supposed ideology they flee, or get curt. That's...not nice.
The problem with having 1.1k of bot followers on Bluesky is they don't upvote my stupid hack jokes. Fucking snobs.
Senility is going to hit me hard because you motherfuckers have no idea how many intrusive thoughts my pea brain is keeping at bay.
I'm at that age where I feel guilty for forgetting a celebrity I liked has been dead for years and I forgot.
Polling companies are no longer permitted at the White House.
