sigfig

@sigfig.bsky.social

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i personally do not need a block feature and i dont use it on other platforms anyways. there are a lot of people online i have old fights with or have been threatened by or whatever. two people on twitter have raped me before. i dont need them to go away forever tho i just yell at them if im mad

considering doing a psyop for the first time in a while. i am almost certain i can convince pretentious architecture scenes to make everything look like 2009 videogame mirrors edge by pitching them on the aesthetic value of sustainable concrete

i will be constantly suffering until one of you mfs can take me home in good faith. everyone who has tried lately has failed. sword in a rock type situation

tpot is really two distinct communities. half of us are emotionally stunted pseudovictorian socialites in sf or nyc and the other half are suburban homeowners who post intellectually masturbatory shower thoughts as a distraction from their kids or broken marriage or whatever

having the follow button visible on every post is feeding in a weird way. it feels like everyone who sees any post of mine hits follow. i have no idea if thats good or bad

some guy walked into the commons yesterday wearing a “cerebral valley” tshirt and spent a while arguing with me and friends about a bunch of random shit. but it reminded me that no one actually reads plato. you almost certainly have misremembered it as much more serious than its actual comedy format

okay there are people following me now who i havent met. good luck figuring this shit out new guys this is the most sceney social app rollout ive ever seen

so far ive felt comfortable being completely sincere on here, i even posted a picture, and i got into a fight with a brooklyn socialite who still doesnt know who i am. this kinda rules

the moment we get gcs on here im going to add every girl ive ever confusingly flirted with in a moment of real emotional vulnerability into one chat

“whats hot” is such a funny feature right now. i know every single one of you mfs. its highlighting selfies and cringelords among people i see every weekend. algo timeline replaced with the people i get kicked out of parties with bc they cant handle their liquor