Cormac McWitcher
@sillydingdong.bsky.social
Hello, I am Cormac McWitcher
I am in Dodgeville, Wisconsin triangulating Beach Tweets’ location. I think he’s bouncing the signal out of a local supper club but chief says I have to check it out anyway.
I heavily modified my 2001 Forester so that it sounds like a TIE Fighter while I’m driving at 30 mph around Bothell and Kenmore
Rolling around windows down blasting Red Hot Chili Peppers as if I am King of the Stupids
Every guy who linked up with Caesar was named something like Shittus or Deceivius
Really? I could have sworn it went “Wish you would step back from that bledge my grend”
I get quite incredible headaches if I don’t wolf down 70 potato chips at 2 pm
Leading from the front <<<< leading from the back but being really nice
In this (very charming overall) video the interviewer cuts off Luke Wilson as he launches into a Gene Hackman Royal Tenenbaums story 🔪 💀
Will Ferrell & Luke Wilson Play ‘Was I In This Movie?’
YouTube video by GQ
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Sheet pan recipes - can you get real? I mean can you get fucking real??
Finding an ethical butcher that looks a lot like your buddy Kyle >>>>>
You’re sure? 100%? You’re absolutely positively completely sure Neeson is unavailable? (Sigh)….. All right!
Oh no… I can’t eat any vegetables 😢 😅 I can only eat hot dogs 🌭 and french fries 🍟… nooooooo
Just trust me you’ll be fine… ouogh when I’m back to Chicago I’ll feel it… I say goodbye to the beginning…
Guy on Scotland named London Dykes… he should be named Edinburgh Dykes #itsmytwocents
Looking forward to eating pizza after softball practice tonight
@beepthief.bsky.social hope you are having a good Memorial Day weekend buddy.
Blazers-Spurs, what is this, the damn dress code to Buffalo Bill’s funeral??