Mike Bealing

@sillytees.bsky.social

Vendor of T-shirts, drinker of Gin, eater of curry, watcher of Cricket, Rugby & Movies. Typer of Typos. Hater of Brexit. #FBPE Fat, Bald & Woke. Buy shirts posted here at SILLYTEES. https://bit.ly/4gPFsGc

“Morning, Joe. That fella over there’s from the Tories. They want me to stand as one of their MP’s after the war”. ‘Are you nuts, Ade! That’ll RUIN your reputation! Bunch of mad extremists.’

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“This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, & here is the £5million note he gave me as a personal, unconditional gift. In a completely unrelated matter, I have granted him permission to annex Austria, & invade the Sudetenland. Also Poland, Belgium, Holland & France.”

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