...found the Baron Bafflers puzzle, solved it (which took sleeping on it overnight)... and it's fucking nothing? God damn it
Simon
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General all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
…is every After Years tale gonna end with fighting a tortoise for materials to fix your ship with? I sense a pattern emerging.
Other Mommy's trailer was a not entirely terrible horror short I thought, maybe that's all we needed from that concept
Not liking what this note implies about where the last sanctum key is located, nope
If all else fails, we can at least brew up some really shitty chocolate that gives you cancer
McGill’s campus outskirts are absolutely covered in signs and graffiti calling out their complicity and also underpaying their staff while jacking their tuition btw
You get that Star Wars Racer N64 box art done? Sure did boss, real Dark Watto just like you asked
Oh cool they found a way to make a new Stargate that’s shitty enough for them
Holy shit just learned that You Can See Everything is almost 3 hours long, I cannot wait
idk man my hopes and dreams, y’know Hello computer figure out what I care about the most
Mike Flanagan is just surprisingly good at "what if classic horror stories but cell phones". Dude rules his lane what can I say.
Carrie’s mom is lowkey right about active shooter drills, some real worst person you know makes a good point stuff right there
You see pine trees and hills and Sci-Fi Channel actors on Carrie and you just know, you instantly know where this was shot
My daughter’s bike had its back wheel stolen. Who the fuck breaks a kid’s bike. Piece of shit.
You’re gonna hear a lot about the provincial government being sovereignist, but don’t get it twisted They’re sovereignist the way Labour is pro-Brexit. What they actually are is, like Labour, a far right party.
i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite
I'm still wading through that filth, so I was able to grab these for ya to repost when the time it right 🤪 (would've DM'd, but I don't think those allow attachments??? So yeah, this is Simben's joke, not mine!! Simben's!!!)
Ceodore’s Tale, more like Ceodore Gets Carried By Legacy Characters’ Tale
Punk singer who is also a Marathon fan: I fought the law and the Lh’owon
I went to the open house of my own secondary school with my kid (yup, already), and I happened to mention to a teen there that this was my school and I’d graduated in 2001, and she started asking me questions as if she’d just met a living encino man
Beat Zeromus That's enough, it's time to go to Bahamut and finish this one
It’s really, really good that one of the FFXII hunts is secretly a sting operation on Ba’gamnan